Thursday, July 2, 2020

Pick-Up Lines that Worked or Didn't


Convincing someone to go out with you bu employing a single perfect pick-up line lineis a bit of a far-fetched concept, but there are some moments of such buttery smoothness that you can't conceive how it didn't succeed in getting a number. The dating world can be a pun-filled mess, hence these funny Tinder moments that had no shame.

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH SAMANTHA ON 4/22/19 Hey I think you dropped something?? yeah my panties fell when you mentioned you're good at making pancakes Oh wow well there goes my pick up line but I think I can work with this Sent Windows XP i) Task failed successfully.

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Text - i-am-lift: thedoctorknows: webpaiges: For halloween can I be your girlfriend Only if you stay in character all year That's so fucking adorable

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Hat - hey happy mother's day thanks O but im not a mom haha. I can fix that.

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Bovine - This dude is doing online dating right 000 Verizon 11:04 PM Brandon, 20 less than a kilometer away Active just now I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day, looking to make that 301

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Text - THIS IS HOW IM SLIDING INTO DMS IN 2019 11:02 PM Max get back here my bad lol he just be running off sometimes but what's up tho

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Text - are you a practice room? because I want you and I hope you're not taken also you're unbelievably hot and make me feel self-conscious

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Text - Black Friday sale. my house. un me. all clothes will be 100% off.

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Text - +. tony logan @tnylgn Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that. 10/7/13, 3:56 PM

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Text - Letts 2015 Profile Summary Rugged • Good with money • Organised and easy to read O like my men like I like my 2015 diaries... pleatedjeans: via Source: pleatedjeans

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Text - hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i'd like to see how angels hide their wings. that was a double pick up line wow ifunny.ce

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Text - 00000 AT&T ? 8:17 PM 1 81% Tess Aug 3, 2015, 8:01 PM Roses are red Violets are blue Ay gurl Wut dat mouf do My mouth says learn how to spell and have proper grammar. Roses are red Violets are blue I have a sense of humor Why don't you? Message Send

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Text - But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you 口。 心1 Joran Fuller Yesterday at 2:16 PM Hey Claire O 5.5 mi 7:14 /mi 口。 凸。 Nick DeHaven March 8, 2017 at 5:54 PM Prom3

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Footwear - Smooth creative bastard. Lonire for tHhat Partect PROM thar Partest PROM!! BULLD PRID

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Text - Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So l'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so l'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADASS AIRDROPS ME HIS NUMBER?? Google Maps 00o ? 18:12 35% towarc Notes 50 feet Turn right ontc To the girl staring at me from the really old car.. hope this is u AirDrop would like to 781 share a note. Decline Аcсept 0.5 miles Turn left onto 250 feet

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Text - Warmcornflakes • 10h Draw this on a piece of paper :- Drop it in front of them "Do you know what that is ?" "It's a pick-up line !" Edit: When it inevitably doesn't work, rip up the paper and say "Yeah, that pick up line was tearable" Reply 1 4.5k

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Adaptation - This is Michael. Michael gave me a lime. It had his number ,Then proceeded to say "It's a pickup lime" #Getyouamichael

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Text - 22% 5:53 PM Faith Today 5:23 PM So how often do people do wordplay with your name? A lot Lmaaoo I knew it What's like the top 3? I wanna try to beat it Oh God let me look hang on 1. I think I need a little faith in my life 2. I didnt believe in faith till now 3. Will you be my faith? I dont have any Today 5:53 PM *Mike Tyson Voice* Will you let me rub my balls across your Faith? GIF Type a message ..

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Dog - When you're tired of being subtle I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH

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Text - Sarah Kayacombsen @sharamighty STOP. This is the police. You're under arrest for being too cute. Now put your hands where can hold them. 7:48 PM · 1/23/14 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - internetexplorers: errorsanitynotfound: internetexplorers: why hasn't anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you this is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

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Text - Gabrielle Today Hey:) Gabrielle why are you browsing bumble at 2:34am? why are you on bumble at 2:35 am? To try and trick my brain into giving me an ounce of serotonin I couldn't sleep so I was going through apps deciding which ones to delete, clicked on bumble and I happened to see you (whom by the way is very cute) swiped on you and now here we are P Report Ah shit there's that ounce Delivered

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