Thursday, June 18, 2020

Weird, Silly and Stupid Tumblr Gems


At their best,radically random Tumblr gems are like a big crazy thought salad, with specific historical facts and pop culture references mingling with weird photos of animals in strange situations, as well as some surprisingly dark musings on bones for good measure. These totally bizarre and random Tumblr nuggetshave no direction and they should be no other way.

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Reptile - malformalady Alligator wearing a moss 'sweater' reverseracist couture

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Text - valkyrie-witch Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA's sun energy. williamblakesapprentice Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form..it astounds me.

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Text - cat-n-tonic 4/7 can you OD on vitamin D poompkin that's how icarus died offical-potato #icarly died?

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Text - zacwells How long does your ideal hug last futurefantastic 38-45 minutes zacwells that's really impractical futurefantastic u said ideal, not realistic 642,181 notes A

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Text - 1 lordmeowdemort Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend purplethebunny How dare you make me hear this with my own internal monologue. 108,737 notes >

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Text - drhanniballecter: I relate to the phrase "chillin like a villain" because it shows that l'm calm but also ready to sin Source: drhanniballecter 153,888 notes

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Text - mamoru i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrup

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Fictional character - A demongoth thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry demongoth gay klingons: RAVEN lesbian klingons: ernmark Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn't so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl? Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he's helping them proofread or someth

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Fictional character - the-quasar-hero I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Cartoon - AMA vitabreva The Kusanagi-Valentine-Katsuragi (KVK) scale measures how well you are handling life as a badass purple-haired single woman in a dystopian future. devastatindave Really good - could do better - a fucking mess thefingerfuckingfemalefury I like to think l'd be a Faye Valentine but l'd probably be a Misato...

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Text - #BBC Sound Effects department, 1927 philtardis Noise Night with the boys the-macra love the guy just straight up holding a gun bidoof he's there to kill anyone who tries making any of the forbidden sound effects

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Text - Soup with tomatoes and soup with noodles- Those are a pair of my favorite foodles. New-York Tribune, New York, August 3, 1921 timeclonemike The spirit of the internet existed LONG before it had an electronic vessel to inhabit.

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Text - M godscasket living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you'll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you'll think something like "these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant" and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope godscasket me: the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this? me, legging it: okay tea time i think Source: godscasket #

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Text - lunchbag--rodriguez S quinndolyns bluud tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly* me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT! tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods* Source: bluud 21,444 notes

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