Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Cleverest Of The Clever Comebacks


One could climb Mt. Cleverest with all of these. We love a good comeback, and this particular batch is full of spiciness, sharp wit, and enough humor to maybe, just maybe, get some laughter going. Anyone who hits a comments section, or sends a tweet/status out, is exposing themselves to the possibility of being on the receiving end of a masterful, clever comeback. 

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Cartoon - nobody told you to bring that heavy backpack and nobody told you to bring that nasty attitude either, but Im stuck with both solovalker MY BOIII JAMES

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Text - 27 You Retweeted Pizza Hut Restaurants O 2019-01-17 Pizza tut Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't RESTAURANTS delivered since 1992... Leeds United O @L... · 2019-01-17 Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet O 5,068 2761.1K 206K Show this thread

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Text - Queen Bin-Laden @lindiwe_dee There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend Tee @Terdoh Fact that he's not going for just looks anymore means you taught hima valuable lesson.

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Transport - Yandie @Yandi_S_ I have a question to all men Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass. LIBERTY @Katlego_Mahapa The same reason why your girls bring a purse on a date and don't pay

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Text - Twitter Books @Twitte.. · 19h v LU Last book that made you cry ♡ 211 27 29 185 Sahaj Amatya @sahaj_a... ·12h v University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman e 2 27 11 ♡ 66 Roger Freedman @Roger.. · 10h v No doubt tears of joy. 3 27 41 203

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Text - Mtimande + @Apz_Ngwenya Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Yeah, whatever. @Keith_a_Trip Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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Text - Carson @CallMeCarsonYT There is no greater defeat than when the waiter calls me "buddy" when I'm ordering my food Soon I will be 21, yet here I am, looking like I'm 14. 5:06 PM · 5/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,850 Retweets 68.1K Likes @SethEverman · 9h Replying to @CallMeCarsonYT Seth Everman that's okay buddy Q 10 2786 11.6K Carson @CallMeCarsonYT · 9h quiet grampsi could use your head as a mirror Q 51 27150 10K

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Text - · 12h Replying to @hulu Pathetic movie ♡ 75 27 10 48 Hulu @hulu · 12h it won.. four oscars. 23 27 519 9K · 11h It's not in English, no one wants to watch a movie that they literally have to read to understand what's going on. Sound is such a huge part of movies and it being in a different language is so weir s o 531 27 15 37 Hulu O @hulu - 11h if you don't want to read subtitles, you can always learn Korean! O 211 27 2.6K 13.8K

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Text - quixoticrealism I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL" AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD" I DAD JOKED MY DAD TAM THE REVOLUTION aryastakres hello revolution im dad foxylester a bitter defeat

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Text - r/AskAnAmerican u/mathesss • 3h • United Kingdom What's your opinion on the British Empire? Do the positives outwiegh the negatives or vice versa? 158 205 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - 20ftSkipper • 3h • Great Lakes and Mobeeel We wrote a strongly worded letter about this once. Believe we sent you a copy. Reply 475

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Text - kunal @kunalwillmadeit · 8m Mai omlette khaunga 2 1 proper pakora O @punirudh · 8m *omelette or omelet 1 kunal @kunalwillmadeit · 7m former is british, latter is american ♡ 2 2 proper pakora O @punirudh · 6m And what you said is none of the above 2 2 kunal @kunalwillmadeit · 5m yeah because I am neither British nor American I am Indian 2

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Text - Haida 1 hr · My son is 4 years old and all he does is watch other kids on YouTube playing video games. I asked him politely why don't you play video games yourself?O He goes "You watch other people play football why don't you play yourself" OI got angry and turned off the Wifi.

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bliss ..*. @k333na papaya peach pineapple banana spring water maca powder and raw honey post workout smoothie Markus Gilliland @markusanthony17 obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries chocolate shake

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Text - erotic fiction author @urvillageidiot can somebody with bangs tell me which planet is making me sad please 11/30/18, 2:13 AM 8,455 Retweets 37.6K Likes 164 28 Comments • 80 Shares Love Comment Share I'm bald but the answer is earth

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Text - Elon Musk O @elonmusk · 7h FREE AMERICA NOW 10.8K 27 18.9K 117K Ryan Wyatt O @Fwiz Replying to @elonmusk twitter.com/elonmusk/statu.. Elon Musk O @elonmusk · 09 Nov 17 "If one day, my words are against science, choose science." Mustafa Kemal Atatürk Show this thread 18:57 · 29 Apr 20 from Los Angeles, CA · Twitter for iPhone

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Movie - THE DARE P TRISES Is there a certain regimen you put yourself through? The diet, the workout, what is the feline fitness regime It's all the boring stuff that no one ever wants to do, watch what you eat and get yourself to the gym Any particular worko- Are you trying to lose weight? Seriously we have to talk about this what do you want are you trying to fit into a catsuit? Is that it?

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Text - Roast turned wholesome christian @nopoweradeinusa · Jan 3, 2018 I wish I could be one of those guys who gets rich off bitcoin & cryptocurrencies but unfortunately I was born insanely cool so I don't understand that nerd bullshit 80 17 7.8K ♡ 43.6K ili CryptKeeper @ADChandra Replying to @nopoweradeinusa It's okay. Some nerd will give you a job. 12:50 AM · Jan 4, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 5 Retweets 55 Likes christian @nopoweradeinusa · Jan 4, 2018 Replying to @ADChandra will U teach me how

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga... @javeighyw is it cause they drank the t

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Text - (72 Mom > Today 12:40 PM your failing English You're* Delivered

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Architecture - JAY @LifeOfJay98 These huge companies all started from a garage... what's YOUR excuse? Disney Apple Amazon Google BRANDO @el_branbran I don't have a garage.

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