Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Absurd People Who Think They're Brilliant


As good as it might feel to declare yourself a genius, call people stupid because they like a different TV show, use overly complicated language incorrectly, and absolutely ruin any joke that comes across your path, people get pretty annoyed by ridiculous individuals who believe they're geniuses. So practice your self-awareness, or you might become an absurd individual who believes they're an utter genius.

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Text - 13:24 Veg LTÉ 望2l 60% 13:27 P Vod 40 LTE 59% TIKES Today 10:13 Today 13:23 Нey I'm going to unmatch you so please have a lovely day, Today 10:30 also start to talk and write in a way the presents you as an academically inclined person. Sup Today 11:31 You're the actual worst wow Can you speak properly, sup is not a word. I do not like talking to people that are lazy at spelling. You forget to add a full stop at the end of the message. Please learn to use correct Yikes grammar and punctuat

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Text - O Top Fan I love The utfice just as much as the next guy, but I do not believe this is true. Not for a second. The Office takes an advanced level of sense of humor to understand and enjoy. Friends is a more dumbed-down show, they even tell you when to laugh. THAT show is probably the most rewatched show, because more (simple minded) people can watch it. 8 hrs Haha Reply More

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Text - Replies please translate: "Sup y'all" I'm really unsure about interpreting urban slang, text speak, text acronyms, emoticons, emojis. I do know Latin and have an extremely vast English language vocabulary. READ STUDY REREAD RESTUDY RESEARCH MORE & MORE & MORE. 2 5h Like Reply pretty sure he's saying "hello, everyone “, which you knew, but got all weird about ite Veni, Vidi, Vici ... 5h Like Reply "pretty sure a very puerile perspective, definitely pusillanimous, non eleemosynary, and mere

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Text - Tweet art is not subjective, humor is not subjective taste is not subjective - subjectivity is a meaningless word this whole discourse is an invention of empty and weak people who are either too dumb too impatient or too wretched to see beauty >

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Text - Materialism encoded into the very DNA of society. How will we turn out as a culture that prioritizes consumption of products and media above children and family? Does freedom from government truly mean anything when we are slaves to the multi- media globalist conglomerate? 1d Reply Yo chill it's a Buzzfeed article about Tik Tok 1s Reply

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Font - 1:46 PM I talk like I am 30 due to the fact of my 13 years of exceptional schooling with intense exposure to potential business partners and employers in the hopes of landing a high paying job with fundamental benefits and an opportunity of an increased network. This combined with the desire to be more professional than our politicians has caused me to construct my speech in a way a 30 year old would.

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Text - ... 22 mins - I was never normal nor will I ever be A Normal Person Ме 2.

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Text - Tue, Feb 6, 2018, 10:46 PM You might be an alpha nerd, but I am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If that hasn't scared you off already, that's a pretty good sign. :p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM What's an encyclopedia

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Text - Ask me about donuts and we will end up discussing communism and fascism somehow. I am very smart. SVARA

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Text - Yesterday at 12:46 PM • R Anyone else have this problem? So if I am around people significantly less intelligent than I am, I turn down the "I'm probably the smartest person here" vocabulary and switch to "the average person can read and understand at an 8th grade level". When I'm mad, overwhelmed, or at wits end, I have no choice but to go back to exceedingly smart. The difference is noticeable and thats usually when these people be like.."oh, so you're going all lawyer on me now, ok Ms.

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Text - 03:16 We'll Ве Right Back Replies 3 years ago i wanna see what happened after the kick to the face 4.7K 239 Add a public reply... 1 year ago (edited) Hmmm... I really hate to break it to you, but there was no "kick to the face"... If you mean after the seeming "kick to the face"... Well, the stunt coordinator said it was satisfactory and that they finally got the shot. I really hate to state the extremely obvious (to anyone with half a brain or more), but the show is completely staged, so

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Text - Yesterday at 10:54 PM slowly, i am starting to see what's unfolding before my eyes about happenings that are effected by causes that can easily be overwritten by intellect and mentality. unfortunately not everyone is blessed with the specifications that were acquired during the upbringing that is my life. philosophizing the future, l'm willing to stick around to watch more of this to uncoil as if (indulge in fancy) being an adolescent experiencing the highlights of a ball game. 1 YIKES

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Font - 14 hours ago Why Iron-man and why not Fe-male? This joke is not for everyone

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Text - My body needs to do some gluconeogenesis because I am feeling very hypoglycemic. 1 Commen O Like Comment Send

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Text - 3 mins I think i have some new insights that would blow many PhD competitors out of the water, except i only have a BA so the only science folks who take me seriously are all my smart friends. Not sure what field to revolutionize first, but i have an idea that would make any industry, field, scene, discipline etc look like kid stuff. And its simpler than the vast majority of 'common sense' in the science world. HMU. O Like Comment Share

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