Friday, April 3, 2020

American Explains Why Americans Still Complain About America


Many Americans still feel like they're trapped in a system that they have no control over, even though they're told they live in the greatest, most free nation in the history of ever. It may come as a surprise to some that the United States isn't the only country where its citizens are told that they live in the greatest country on the planet. For some outside perspective, here are some American problems people are too European to understand.

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Text - Why do all you Americans whine and bitch so much about being American? Seriously, you need to start being proud of yourselves and your country. Many people would kill to be an American and enjoy the things you moan about Why do we complain so much? I'll tell you why: Living in the united states is supremely fucked up cause we're one of the richest, most powerful juggernauts on the planet, but your average citizen has relatively infinitesimal access to that wealth and power, and very littl

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Text - Being poor in the US still makes you rich by some global standards, but often times The American Experience is like... you're a passenger locked in the baggage hold of a very long train that's going very fast. And the people driving the train are running it off the rails and shouting CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS CHOO CHOOO000000 as they thoughtlessly bulldoze this train through everything in its path. You want very badly to get off the train or bludgeon the conductors with a crowbar, because y

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Text - And UNDERSTANDABLY the rest of the world is like "What the FUCK is wrong with that train??? It must be stopped! There are so many people on the train why is nobody breaking into the conductor's booth and stopping it??!" But most of us are just squirming for basic survival in the last few cars while billionaires sit on top of the train sniping anyone brave enough to crawl up from the cargo hold, all while shouting that you're lucky to be on such a luxurious, successful train at all.

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