Blame it on our roots, we came in with our joots. If you don't know what joots are, they are boots made from jeans. Only true blue memein' cowboys would understand that. The kind of cowboys that go "yee-haw!" at the sight of a funny jab from the wild wild web. Oh, what happened to smack my grits and call me gravy? Nah, pardnor. We're more of a lasso my memes, and call me a cackle. We ain't your typical rootin' tootin' funny folk, we're expert meme farmers. Or should we say ranchers? Heck, I'd say memes are livestock, so maybe we are ranchers. Just a coupla internet ranchers tryna make it famous in the meme rodeo. Believe us, this ain't our first rodeo. This ain't even our 100th. We've been rodeoing memes since we were kids. That's right. Those kids who would put emo music lyrics as their away message on AIM are now the cowboys, cowgirls, and cowtheys running the show here. Hope you have a good rootin' tootin' time below.
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