When you're a remote employee, working from home is like having a job where you don't need to sacrifice your unemployed fashion choices. Dressing like a sloth, sleeping until 1 minute before your calls, and eating yogurt directly out of the tub is actually encouraged when you're a work from home warrior. You can maintain this sedentary lifestyle pretty much indefinitely if you have the stomach for lonesome days where the only voices you hear are the voices in your head and the semi-concerned voice of your manager on your weekly check-in call. Just be sure to splash cold water on your face every time you hop on Zoom because your coworkers are going to send the police to your address to do a wellness check if they don't hear from you on Slack in over 36 hours.
For more relatable work memes, check out this week's batch of bad work experiences for folks with a permanent case of the Mondays.
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