Monday, March 1, 2021

Twitter Thread: Dude Accidentally Lets Raccoon Into His Hammock


Hanging out in the yard is all fun and games until you accidentally coax a raccoon into your hammock area. Arron Reynolds described the moments of panic that set in when he realized he was sitting face to face with a raccoon who seemed just as confused as he was. For another intriguing animal story, here's a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

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Organism - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds I've started a new evening ritual: I leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and I get into the hammock in the back yard and listen to an album from start to finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and I've been trying to coax him into the hammock – - 12:38 PM · 23 Jun 20 · Tweetbot for iOS

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Beard - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h Replying to @aaronreynolds Tonight was some Rolling Stones – I've never really given them a fair shake, so I'm working through the Stones in Mono box set – and like clockwork, my big grey lump of a cat shows up. I make some space and start patting the hammock and asking him to jump up – - 10 27 16 1,133

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Font - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h v And to my delight, he decides to climb into the hammock! Except not in a very cat-like way. Huh. At this point I should let you know that my backyard is very dark and I don't see well. 2 27 26 1,269 Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol.. · 11h v I have just invited a raccoon into the hammock with me and the raccoon has obliged. O 16 27 171 3,494

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Font - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h v The raccoon stares at me for a while. Like, "you invited me up here, now what" Now what indeed 14 27 38 2,256 Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol.. · 11h v So I very slowly put one foot down and then the other on either side of the hammock and slowly try to stand up. I'm maintaining eye contact with the raccoon as if my life depends on it. 3 27 10 ♡ 1,272 Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol.. · 11h Here is my second miscalculation of the evening: as I take my weight

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Font - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h v Replying to @aaronreynolds I chuckle a little. The raccoon doesn't like this noise. Or he doesn't like the sliding, or both. He tries to turn around and climb back to his end of the hammock but instead now I'm straddling the raccoon like I'm playing horsey with it. 4 27 11 ♡ 1,312 Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol.. · 11h I shout something, maybe "Christ"? I don't know. The raccoon also makes a kind of disgruntled old man noise that probably means the same

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Font - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h v The raccoon is outside in what I assume is now his hammock. I am inside on the couch with ice on my groin because I definitely pulled something. ♡ 20 27 36 2,467 Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynol... · 11h v Anyways I'm still not a fan of the Rolling Stones. 30 27 21 2,082

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Font - Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds Yes, I came home from an eye exam and they put in the drops where you can't see for a few hours and I thought I was letting in the cat but I let in a groundhog who ate all the cat food and wouldn't leave. He came back to the door every day for a week and I never told my wife why. snark maiden @ms_christinak · 18h Replying to @aaronreynolds You'd think you would have learned from the groundhog incident! (That was you, right? Was it a groundhog, or some other u

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