Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Clever Comebacks That Rocked Their Recipients


The world would be a very different place without a hefty measure of clever comebacks sailing through the online atmosphere to take down the sentiments of mind blowing ignorance and cluelessness that people tweet and text and post with stubborn persistence. A successful clever comeback will instantly silence the room, and hopefully encourage its recipient to look inwards, and momentarily reflect on what inspired them to say what they did in the first place. Sometimes, that happens. But other times, people miss the comebacks altogether. 

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Organism - 1/2 Jane Slater @SlaterNFL I posted an opportunity for an unpaid internship and I'm amazed the comments I get. It's not even for me. It's for someone else and I would have jumped at it in college. I had 3 unpaid internships in school, double majored and had a job. SMH 1:32 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 169 Retweets 2,868 Quote Tweets 4,084 Likes

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Font - it's nice that you didn't have to worry about income. that's not the case for most others. ♡ 17 22 17 1.7K Jane Slater O @SlaterNFL · 6h Did you miss the part where I double majored, had a job and an unpaid internship? 158 27 55 406 Did you miss the part where your grandfather supported yu iinancially in college? Double major has nothing to do with whether or not you can afford to live while working an unpaid internship. espnfrontrow.com/2015/06/off-ca.. Person I most admire: My grandfath

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Font - The earth is 4000 years old. Change my mind. 8 Comments Like Comment The half-life of uranium-238 is 4.5 billion years. It decays into radium-226, which in turn decays into radon-222. Radon-222 becomes polonium-210, which finally decays into a stable nuclide, lead. The existence of lead as an element disproves the 4000 year old myth Like Reply

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Sleeve - I've never been more proud of my country Teen Olympian Overslept, Lost Coat, Said F"ck on TV, and Won U.S.'s First Gold of 2018 Truly an American hero. THRILLIST.COM Overslept. That sums up the work ethic of that generation Like · Reply 18h + View previous replies 834 How many gold medals do you and your cat have? Go knit some cat mittens Debra. 6.2k

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Font - thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are bees here lets leave immediately" Source: kimbbearlyold 461,386 notes ...

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Font - My downstairs neighbour has a daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak in through the window everyday. I'm no narc so I haven't told her dad. Well, she just told me my skinny jeans are out. I'll be asking her dad tomorrow why his son keeps forgetting his key. Respect your elders 3:30 PM · Feb 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Nose - Professor Snape @_Snape_ · 38m Happy Birthday to Arthur Weasley, Someone too stupid to understand rubber ducks. 16 27 117 1.3K Arthur Weasley ... @Weasley_dad Replying to @_Snape_ Thanks, professor. I have a muggle wonder to you, it's called shampoo

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Outerwear - Uncle Fabian * @Uncle_Fabian Who wins this Fight and why? ONE:12 pC MEZO •naa shidaa. @shidaazzlesthem You're literally putting the god of thunder against a guy with a sore throat in a Halloween costume

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Font - and 2 others liked free ronaldinho ® @yshealthy and go where? You can't even afford half rent mate Eden @PodierEden · 1d The day my husband asks me to pay halves on rent is the day I pack my bags . Show this thread

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Font - 27 You Retweeted Pizza Hut Restaurants O. 2019-01-17 Piza Hut Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't RESTAURANTS delivered since 1992... Leeds United O @L... · 2019-01-17 Prefer @dominos thanks! They don't take a week to deliver a tweet 5,068 t761.1K 206K Show this thread

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Font - MoonPie O @MoonPie · Dec 15 Yep 2 27 82 1.3K Kaela Thompson @KaelaDianne97 · Dec 15 They should call you MoonBye because nobody likes you 14 27 167 262 MoonPie Moon Pie @MoonPie Following Replying to @KaelaDianne97 They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled

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Font - A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? Jade, MPH @megustaJade Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money Imao

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Forehead - 19 韩束 When you said was pretty, you hesitated for a second. Why? 東墨菊巨补水 I paused for a second to appreciate your beauty.

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Photograph - IMessage Today 1:05 PM can you cashapp me $200 real quick •. where you from mamas? San Diego Jobs, Employment in San Diego, CA |Indeed.com indeed.com Jobs

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Font - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Candy697877 • 7h 1 People who don't use turn signals, what do you do with all that time you save? 213 89 Share BEST COMMENTS aspartanaccountant · 7h 3 1 Award They fill out accident report forms and exchange insurance info - Reply 168

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Font - MR OLANREWAJU @M No English word has double "OO" except the word "Food". Prove me wrong! @swicktv Aproko DoctorTM @aproko_doctor This is proof that preschool education is important in childhood and that choosing the right books and tools to learn is more important than Nollywood. For now, get a stool, go back to the classroom and learn some coordination. Don't be a hooligan

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