Monday, February 8, 2021

Work Memes to Help Maintain the Grind


As people who have to pay rent and feed ourselves, our tolerance for meaningless work BS is directly related to how effectively that BS helps us not starve. Work is weird and stupid, but highly necessary, so it helps to have some work memes for the hustle as well as the bustle. It also helps to enjoy the odd "not my job" moments of unprofessional failure. And to help avoid the worst jobs, here are somebig red flags people got during job interviews.

1.

Sleeve - every senior: "as some of you may know, today is my last day with the firm." staff going into busy season:

2.

Outerwear - When your favorite co-worker, doesn't show up to work...

3.

Rectangle - reading review comments

4.

Forehead - when your coworkers want to have a full conversation at 8:00 AM

5.

Smile - me, after I send one email

6.

Hat - Partner: the firm will provide a team of highly qualified professionals that will leverage their industry expertise to assist you the engagement team: intern offshore first staff year

7.

Font - When u late for work in the winter...

8.

Photograph - The four horseman of occupational health and safety grile

9.

Forehead - 2021 me trying to crush Q1 | 2020 me and my leftover Q4 tasks

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Font - gabriel targaryen @glamtrOn_ the sexual tension between me and the leave meeting button

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Tableware - When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:

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Font - Kellen @captainkalvis [phone ringing] boss: why the hell aren't you picking that up me: i always answer on the third ring, makes me seem cooler boss: PICK IT UP me: [rolling eyes] fine [picks up phone] 911 what's your emergency

13.

Water - When the boss is coming and you need to pretend you're doing something

14.

Forehead - Manager: I expect more from you Me: Lower your expectations

15.

Organism - When your notifications keep going off from your group chat but you're too busy to join in the converstaion

16.

Glasses - Me getting out of bed at 7:55 to start working at 8

17.

Computer - When you stay silent through the whole zoom meeting, but you say "thanks everyone" at the end to make it seem like you contributed @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - Work ever hit you so hard, you just sit on your break like: made with mematic

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Head - Me making a resume knowing I won't get hired I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.

20.

Vertebrate - Management Hey, ever done four people's jobs before? Understaffed employees No. why? Would you like to?

21.

Forehead - Management: We hired all these people, we aren't understaffed anymore! Me: No, now we're undertrained. Management: V == tr- 3 r A = tr2 C = 2nr V = tr?h 30° 459 60° Ssin xdx =-cos x +C tan (8) 10 1 sin 2 dx tgx +C, Cos Cos" X ftgxdx = -In/cosx| + tan 2x 60 dx Intg sin x a +bx +e=0 30° xV3 made with mematic dx 8nd =-arcig x+ „D dx -4ac

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Forehead - When the new co-worker shows up with all their new ideas & is super excited to be there I've seen this raw happiness and joy before

23.

Dog - when someone says "have fun at work"

24.

Automotive tire - Manager: Why did you do that? Project Manager: Moving the rock is not in our scope of works :) made with mematic

25.

Working animal - OSHA Inspector: (leaves) 5 minutes later:

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