Monday, February 1, 2021

Hilarious Tweets Summing Up The Midwest


Well, the verdict is in and apparently this fine batch of tweets perfectly, hilariously sums up what one might be able to expect if they were out living in/visiting the Midwest. Apparently you've got things like formidably enormous corn stalks, and you really know a Midwestern individual is at max rage capacity when they say, "listen here, pal." 

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Font - ll AT&T 12:08 PM 10 53% Thread Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE, midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don't offend whoever made the stuff you didn't eat 2:02 PM 9/6/20 - Twitter for iPhone 1,166 Retweets and comments 12K Likes Midwest vs Everybody @midwe... 3d Replying to @midwestern_ope OPE. It's the kale salad for me 99 275 525 Alink Koonine ANickkoonias 2d. Tweet your reply Q

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwest nice is holding the door open uncomfortably long for the person following you into the building 11:13 AM · 8/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - ll AT&T 12:10 PM 1 O 52% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. The 9 levels of midwestern anger 9. "For crying out loud" 8. "Woah woah woah" 7. "Hold your horses" 6. "Jeez Louise" 5. "For Heaven's sake"" 4. "If I had a nickel for every time" 3. "Well, now wait a minute" 2. "For Pete's sake" 1. "Listen here pal" 1:50 PM · 7/26/20 Twitter for iPhone 1,875 Retweets and comments 11.5K Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Food - ll AT&T 12:12 PM 10 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Midwesterners: I might have a salad The salad: 11:37 AM - 7/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone 907 Retweets and comments 7,968 Likes Tweet your reply

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Organism - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Name an extreme Midwest sport" When the corn gets so tall that you can't see oncoming traffic at the intersection 12:31 PM · 7/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - ll AT&T 12:18 PM 1 0 48% Tweet Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Top Midwest Sides 9. Oreo fluff 8. Cheesy potatoes 7. Jello Salad 6. Seven layer dip 5. Pickle wraps 4. Puppy Chow 3. Crock pot meatballs 2. Scotcharoos 1. Buffalo Chicken Dip 11:49 AM - 7/11/20 - Twitter for iPhone 765 Retweets and comments 7,035 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. In the Midwest we don't say "I'm leaving" we slap both hands on our knees and say "well I spose" which means it was time to go 30 minutes ago but we're too polite to rush off 9:12 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,865 Retweets and comments 14.6K Likes

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Font - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you'd rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I'm sorry for asking 12:18 PM · 4/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. "Where are you from?" *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from* 3:31 PM · 4/27/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Font - MIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE. If you ask a Midwesterner "how are you" and they respond "well, im here" or "oh it's going" send help immediately. It's a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof." 10:58 AM · 2/14/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Smile - kind, good, and very tired @christapeterso Thate earthquakes very much. Iam a good midwestern girl and TORNADOES are the proper way to receive the wrath of god

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Font - spontaneousmusicalnumber That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering "Oh, it's Wednesday" thezohar what does this mean rvengefulobster It means it's Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can't hurt you. Those are the rules.

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Font - Ope Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Midwesterners be like: No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No Yeah no for sure = Definitely 3/18/19, 9:24 PM

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Gesture - Midwest vs Everybody ope Follow @midwestern_ope Midwest Thanksgiving: оре, еxcuse me \just gonna sneak I \right by ya || L/ ) and grab me some stuffing

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Font - Ope Оре Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope someone: omg do you smell the air?? californians: ?? new yorkers: ... midwesterners: yep, there's a tornado coming in two days y'all better get ready

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Font - chief big belly little calves ONGuggisberg Follow *Accidentally bumps into someone* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "ope"

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World - 27 You Retweeted Ope Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: "You know, it wouldn't really be that bad outside if it wasn't for the wind..." 9/21/18, 8:03 AM 254 Retweets 1,632 Likes

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Font - Ope Midwest vs Everybody * @midwestern_ope I'm freezing in this light jacket but my Midwestern ego will act tough in order to assert dominance over The Southerners 11/7/18, 7:11 PM 2,162 Retweets 15.9K Likes

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Font - Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney We talk about "Ope" as a midwestern phrase but we really need to talk about the "Oh no you're fine" as a response to "Sorry." 8/6/18, 19:00 2,519 Retweets 13.1K Likes

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Photograph - THATSANICE TRUCK BE A SHAME IF . PROUD AMERICAN HUNTER RAN INTO IT.

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Handwriting - Hanna Presley Dipple ••. October 13 at 3:20 PM "Watch for deer" is the Midwest version of I love you.

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Ecoregion - WE LEARNED HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW MAN SHED BY DOING DONUTS IN EMPTY PARKING LOTS!

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