Monday, February 1, 2021

Creepy Warning Signs That Mean Serious Business


We live in a world of unconventional hazards. It might seem cartoonish to think that you might get hit by a propeller, get bit by a plague-carrying rodent or fall down a hidden mineshaft. If those weren't things that could happen, we wouldn't need ominous signs that mean serious business. While sometimes horribly weird and unsettling, these creepy and ominous signs are doing their job.

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Organism - IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: n's FACE LION. BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BE LARGE. SHOUT. of IF ATTACKED, FIGHT BACK. er ion. KEEP CHILDREN CLOSE. PICK UP CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING.

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Fluid - TUR ERGENCY CUATION USE THE AIRHORN NLY !! IF YOU SENSE IMMINENT DANGER ! THIS WILL ALERT THE CONGREGATION TO EVACUATE THE BUILDING. Purell DO NOT PUT YOURSELF IN HARM'S WAY.

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White - WARNING Stay off the fountain, Fire feature in center will start without notice.

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Font - 2009 Rochester, N.Y., U.S.A. 14692 AWARNING Carbon dioxide gas can cause injury or death. When alarm operates, or wintergreen scent is de- tected, do not enter until ventilated. ACTION REQUIRED

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Tire - STATE LAW STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS IN CROSSWALK TIELD POSITIVE RABIES ALERT NOTICE

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Handwriting - Do NOT LEAVE U SED KIDNEY CARTS HERE. TAKE THEM THE To SOILED UTILITY ROOM ON GROUND LEVEL TO CLEANED $ RESTOCKED. BE THANK You.

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Sky - V LL'S BOOKS EE& NEW JOOKS SIZZLE PIE OPEN DAILY PIZZA BARK KIHDS ENTER SZLEP COLD BEER |国|■

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Fixture - Attention O d al Access dparsony whe hemninds WOCHER & LOW OXYGEN HAZARD enviro Cold Storege Doors

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Sky - DANGER! O SPECTATORS BEYON HIS POINT www.UPIV

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Sky - TOXIC RAZOR CLAMS WARNING Alerta de Almejas Navajas Tóxicas DO NOT harvest any RAZOR CLAMS from here. RAZOR CLAMS are NOT safe to eat. Toxins are NOT destroyed by cooking. Do NOT use for bait. No recolecte almejas navajas en éste lugar. Los almejas navajas no son seguras para comer. Las toxinas no se destruyen al cocinarlas. No las utilice como carnada para pescar. Hotline: 1-800-448-2474 ODA Office: 503-986-4720 For More Iformation Call The: Oregon Department of Agriculture (ODA) Hotline.

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Plant - ! WARNING Unexploded Bombs REGULATIONS UNAUTHORISED ACCESS PROHIBITED Parks PARK INFORMATION 13 1963 VICTORIA

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Plant - EASY EXIT

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Plant - DANGER Unmarked Mine Shafts Lead Contaminated Soils Keep To Designated Paths Eat Only At Picnic Area

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Font - KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE ONOUM RIGHT 6 ft WRONG RIGHT 300 ft WRONG RIGHT 300 ft In WRONG GOOD LUCK r Shouldn't have been waving. KEEP WILDLIFE WILD

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Sky - WARNINGL DANGER! Abandoned mines are deadly! Don't get trapped! STAY OUT! STAY ALIVE! Damaging or removing this sign is a felony pursuant to ARS 27-3180 Entry into these workings is criminal trespass. Anzona State Mine Insector 3200VWash Sute 40 enix Anzuna Rs007 05

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White - DANGER NO STOWAGE DURING BLASTS ITEMS UNDER SEAT CAN KILL OR MAIM

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Sky - POLAR BEAR ALERT STOP (BCWARE, BE BEAR SHART LED DOG XING

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Sky - VERY DANGEROUS ENTERING THIS SIPHON WOULD RESULT IN CERTAIN DEATH

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Plant - SIKING TRAIL ATTENTION HIKERS You are now entering an area of the park where hunting is allowed. For your safety, it is recommended that you are wearing some sort of orange clothing if you continue into this area.

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Hazard - DANGER KEEP OUT!

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Plant - CAUTION COLLAPSING MINESHAFTS UNDER ROAD

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Handwriting - WARNING actvity going oN arguNd our aparment. There hts been al Jeast two different Men found looking into our apartment and the surrourding apartmentS. PLEASE USE CAUTIDN WheN allowiNg people into the buildiuG. Make sure al Mailh doors are, loked and secure and be aware of your surrouudings sO we can all Keep each other safe!!

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World - OUT OF ORDER ORN WITHOUT OPENING A BURN WITHOUT OPENING BIOHAZARD BIOHAZARD BURN WITHOUT OPENING חו1 Yרום HAZARD AW WITHOUT OPENING A A DERI WITHAUT O2ENN A A d HURN WITHOUT OPENING DUNN WITHOUT OPER AUILLELIA JA

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Sky - DANGER PROHIBITED AREA POISON КEЕР OUT TRESPASSERS PROSECUTED ILLEGAL Use of Crop Has Caused DEATHS

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Fixture - DO NOT LOCK THIS DOOR UNTIL YOU ARE POSITIVE NO ONE IS INSIDE Article 15 Section 3339-3340 С.А.С.

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