Thursday, January 21, 2021

Un-Fun Facts to Quote Around Respected Colleagues


Knowledge is power, and some weird knowledge has the power to alienate strangers. Knowing how bleak, desolate, painful and precarious the world is can be a lot to handle, but it might make people think you're smart. That's kinda cool, right? Some facts are too sad, which is why it also helps to know wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.

1.

Text - watch_over_me 6 days ago That your brain erases your nose from your vision, until you actively think about it. You nose is obstructing your vision 100% of the time, but your brain interrupts it as useless information, and removes it. When you start thinking about it, or close one eye, you can see your nose again. This might seem harmless until you realize the implications. Your brain, without asking, erases something very real from your awareness. Imagine the possibilities of other things

2.

Text - hannahkate2850 6 days ago 7 28 S 3 E 12 Sloths only have enough energy for their weekly toilet trip to the jungle floor. If the baby falls from their underside in the trees onto the floor, they choose to preserve their energy and leave it to be eaten.

3.

Text - mortokes 6 days ago O 3 e 6 3 2 83 There is a (genetic) disease called FOP where your muscles and tissue turn to bone. Often called "human statue disease" Eventually people may have to decide whether they want to become "frozen" in a sitting or flat/standing position.

4.

Text - barnorth 6 days ago The threat of a deadly bird flu spreading to humans is always there. It takes just a little bit of negligence in screening chickens for this to happen.

5.

Text - seanprefect 6 days ago O 28 @3 34 E 6 There are 8 unaccounted for American nukes and literally an unknown quantity of missing soviet nukes that range all the way from warheads to suitcase bombs.

6.

Text - HunterSeparate651 6 days ago 2 3 3 8 Most power outages in the US are caused by squirrels

7.

Text - hux_square 6 days ago 2 @4 2 The reason dogs love squeaky toys is because they sound like small animals dying

8.

Text - XEIMerYx 6 days ago 2 When two people kiss they effectively make a 60 ft hose that starts at an anus and ends at an anus. Наpрy kissing!

9.

Text - Sea_dog123 6 days ago 5 e5 3 2 6 if a hamster gets too stressed, it will eats its kids.

10.

Text - TheMeta40k 6 days ago 2 2 Why do you think cats like the pspspspsps noise? It sounds like happy rats. An old roommate had pet rats and they would make a happy little chittering noise when content. Sounded a lot like the noise we use to attract cats.

11.

Text - VeryCriticalCritic 6 days ago · edited 4 days ago 9 e 3 Greifswald Nuclear Power Plant, 1976: The Almost- Chernobyl of East Germany. In short: Due to a short-circuit resulting in a fire, almost all coolant pumps failed. The NY-Times says: "[A] Chernobyl-scale nuclear disaster was prevented only when a single water pump in the emergency cooling system was able to draw off pressurized water heated to high temperature by the "decay heat" left in the reactor's core, thus preventing a meltdown

12.

Text - MachuPicchu1232 6 days ago · edited 5 days ago 2 2 e 3 2 Spider - Rain (you read that right) is a real and naturally occurring phenomenon.

13.

Text - ABucketofBeetles 6 days ago O 2 2 23 S 2 3 Horses can't throw up. So if they eat something bad or get a bad gas bubble, they just lay down and die.

14.

Text - coreyboi66 6 days ago 2 @6 S3 8 4 Quokkas, the worlds happiest animal, will throw their babies at attackers if threatened.

15.

Text - loryhasreddit 6 days ago 5 e S 2 8 5 The image that most people have of blobfish is based on a misconception. people think that's what they look like all the time but blobfish adapted to live in deep waters, which means the deeper you go, the more water pressurethere is. Their bodies are not meaty like fish but more gelatinous because they adapted to the water pressure. if you accidentally pull them to higher levels but with less water pressure, their bodies don't handle it well bc there'

16.

Text - No_Skin_Off_My_Shoes 5 days ago 2 2 3 2 A 8 2 You can smell your own lungs. Your brain just filters out the smell.

17.

Text - Big_Bunned_Nuns 6 days ago e Armadillos can carry leprosy and can pass to humans just by being in proximity. Kind of fits the mood of 2020-2021 one could argue!

18.

Text - SoulsAndSandals 6 days ago When you get a sunburn, it's actually your cells dying so they don't get tumorous

19.

Text - AlphaTangoFoxtrt 6 days ago There exist in the world, at this moment, more Juggalos than Polar Bears.

20.

Text - SmallAndScarred 5 days ago Bus seats are designed so that you cannot tell how dirty they really are.

21.

Text - Allceleatial 6 days ago A certain type of angler fish reproduce via the Male burrowing into the side of the female, eventually fusing. The Male life is lost in the process.

22.

Text - jjonesdagreat 6 days ago - edited 5 days ago e There is a non-zero maximum threshold for the amount of cockroach that can be present in ground coffee because it is literally impossible to keep them out entirely

23.

Text - flowers_are_red 5 days ago Men's belts are the dirtiest item of clothing. Touched after pooping and before washing hands, never washed, and worn daily for years.

24.

Text - thegallary 5 days ago Between 10 and 20% of US adults are functionally illiterate (this does not mean they can't read or write at alI, but that they cannot comprehend what they are reading at a high enough level to do many basic tasks, like filling out a form). To make matters worse a very large proportion of these people do not realize they have a problem with literacy and self report as being fine at reading and writing.

25.

Text - Hassan_Gym 6 days ago Your hard earned money loses value everyday.

Submitted by:

No comments:

Post a Comment