Friday, January 15, 2021

Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift


Some people in this crazy world really mystify us. Karen is clearly not okay, you guys. She will not accept anything less than the Air Pods Pro for her kid. But also, it's glaringly, painfully clear that said gift for her kid is really just going to be for Karen while she does yoga. The nerve on this one. Sobering, really. 

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Text - | Verizon 1:47 PM @ 78% Text Message Today 1:09 PM We have a HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here. I need your attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry I was on a call, couldn't get to the phone is everything okay?

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Text - Finally you reply!! The gift you gave al won't work for her she's upset because she was hoping for the airpods pro not the regular airpods. She's at a very impressionable age and the kids at school all have the pro. I'm hoping you return them and get the upgraded version today? You want me to return her airpods for the airpods pro to impress 15 year olds at her school? I'm going to have to say no, she seemed to like them when she got them and her friends thought it was cool. Text Message

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Text - ull Verizon 1:47 PM © 78% First you know NOTHING about raising kids and high school social status. I'm telling you to exchange them. You make more then enough of MY tax payer dollars to afford it. Understand that to some unlike you appearances matter. Let me know your decision quickly so I can calm her down.

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Green - I called J loves the ut hasn't gotten to use them since you take them to yoga and he said she and she leaves for school. l'm not exchanging them and my salary is none of your concern especially in regards to gifts for your children? Maybe if you sold some more lavender oil you could afford your own pair of headphones.

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Text - HOW DARE YOU he's my ex husband and will obviously say stupid shit to get anyone on his side in this divorce!!! My CAREER has more potential then you'll ever achieve you ignorant societal dependant man. You'll never understand MEDICINAL purposes of my life's work while you pedal big pharma drugs to INNOCENT people. How fucking dare you. All over an Apple product. Absolutely disgusting.

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Green - You're using a lot of big words I don't think you understand. I don't need to defend my career and he has thankeu me and apologized on your behalf, a 15 year old apologizing for their mother should tell you something. Think you forgot to huff some peppermint oil this morning to calm down Take care l this weekend and she Text Message

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