Friday, January 8, 2021

Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Beacons Of Stupid


As human beings, we're all very familiar with dumb moments of failure and stupidity. People do and say stupid things as if it's their job. Whether it's arguing with Buzz Aldrin about the moon landing or getting keys stuck in an armored car, the bar lowers every day for facepalm moments from humanity's best and brightest.

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Motor vehicle - ateria DE. TER These guys locked their keys in an armoured truck paS

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Blue - Iván Brandon @lvanBrandon do people even hear themselves BUSINESS INSIDER YOUR MONEY How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans in 3 years Emmie Martin O Mar. 8, 2017, 12:40 PM A 105,941 Back home in Joliet, Ilinois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her mother runs, The salary was comparable to what she made in DC, but the cost of living was drastically less. She inereased her student-loan payments, setting the lofty goal of paying them off entirely

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Text - why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old lol 2.48 1.00 1.00 1.00 Condles 012 0234 678 100 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

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Text - cdmblogs @cdmblogs Conspiracy theorists claim this "5G chip" circuit will be in vaccine – but it's a BOSS guitar pedal cdm.link/2021/01/ conspi. ATTENZIONE - VACCINO -.. https://telegra.ph/ATTENZIONE-V. December 27, 2020 CHECK LIZE MUOLE INPUTE + OUTPUT Metal Zone MT-2 COVID-19 SG CHIP DIAGRAM DADA.DADA ML TRELE BAS UBOSS FRED

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Ingredient - Cypress Perez 17h •O I grabbed this bullshit ass chorizo made of soy I thought it was saying "I am chorizo" in spanish!!! Since 1973 Cacique. SOT CEIE SOY CHORIZO Veget-rien A EXTRA LARGE

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Text - Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they're 80. That's wild.

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Text - ***** Verified Purchase False advertisement Reviewed in the United States on June 12, 2020 Style: TV Only Size: 50-Inch Purchased the Samsung 8 series TU8000 50". After un-packing I found that the 50" I purchased was actual 44". How's that! The box is only 49" there no way with the foam protection the TV could be 50". See pictures and video. This is a scam. I need my money or a 50" Samsung TV 966 people found this helpful Helpful Report

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Text - Tweet Buzz Aldrin O @TheRealBuzz · 2d I feel we need to remind the world about the Apollo missions and that we can still do what seems to be the impossible. #apollo11 #theskyisnotthelimit #5decadesofapollo #roadtoapollo50th O 141 27652 3,009 2d AENS ES There's a lot of sketchy stuff involving the moon landings. We do need to go back, there's zero reason it should take 50 years to make it happen again.. makes us "conspiracy" think something was up there.. 95 AENS E Replying to @TheRealBuzz

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Text - Me: I fixed your WiFi Dumb ass lady : no you didn't Me: yes I did Dumb ass lady : Well how come my home WiFi isn't showing ? Me: because you're not at home. Stupid ass people I deal with bruh

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Goggles - you can't spell cat without a 22/05/2018, 19:22 6 6m without a what 4m without a uS 1m without a what

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Musical instrument - V. Violin

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Text - TeamYouTube replied 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube O @TeamYouTube · 31m Sorry to hear about the trouble – YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 16 17 4 8

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Arch - goodbye america! HELLO new york! Tweet your reply 6- 28m Replying to New York is still in America js 1 22m have you never taken a geology class?? i think i would know, stupid girl.

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Text - Let's put disinfectant in schools' sprinklers EDITOR: All schools have water sprinklers to protect against fires. The same sprinklers could be used to sprinkle a disinfectant liquid to help prevent Covid-19. The same sprinklers and pipes could be converted to spray a disin- fectant for a short period of time at night, or between classes when kids are not in class, or are on recess out- side. When not used to disinfect, the sprinklers could be converted back. to water sprinklers to fight f

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Night - 2022

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Brass - WNEP-TV WNEP 10h O The Grammys 2021 ceremony is postponed because of worries over COVID-19. WNEP.COM Grammys 2021 ceremony postponed because of worries over COVID-19 O123 87 Comments 6 Shares O Like Comment A Share Good, there hasn't been any good movies; let alone actors. 4 Haha Reply 8h

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Text - 00 MTN - NG ? 12:50 AM Tweet I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months. 6/27/15, 11:12 PM

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Organism - Brute Of Tsushima @BrokenGa... 4h v Birthday Dinner 37 149 Anime @AnimeEraser Replying to @BrokenGamezHDR_ Seafood is food for women but happy birthday

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Party supply - Erin

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Flowerpot - CLASSIC AZELN These are café syrups NOT Hand Sanitizer Thank You

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Sleeve - FOX FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc School district says no pajamas for online classes School district says no pajamas for online classes satin angel @yikeseth_ Lmfaoooooo what yal gon do? Send em home? >

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Adaptation - Saudi Arabia accidentally printed thousands of textbooks containing this image of Yoda sitting next to King Faisal while he signed the 1945 UN charter. SAUDI

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Text - Binary and non-binary are both half-assed, I don't even know why I waste my time doing that shit people struggle with it so it's not "half-assed" as your transphobic post is trying to imply this post was about programming

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Text - Here's a pic of my thermometer from the last time I was sick in case anyone needs an excuse to get out of work. Can't come in. I'm sick Did you mean to send the whole meme or just the picture? Fuck.

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Brown - All I have ever wanted from a yogurt is to know who the cows are. Dec 19 000 BERIE The Cows: COWN YOGU Myrtle Letty Root Irma Fanny Julia Veronica Padma certifiede by Baystar Cy european style, s light tasting ENJON Lucy 1.7K t7 68.1K 584.3K Tok, Roza 000 Replying to @_Jen_Silverman Notice how they named all the cows traditionally girl names. There is a deep connection between misogyny and consuming animals.

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