Monday, December 7, 2020

Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues


Man, you never want to underestimate the power of an enhanced magical cookie. This cat was certainly in for a wakeup call when they decided to play around with the magical cookie. We're just glad that everything worked out and that the adventurous cat is okay. 

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Organism - Thread Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville My horrible gremlin kitten snarfed an entire weed cookie and got v iolently high the other day: a thread

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Text - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. 14h Replying to @Carmine_Deville Firstly I wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with a stomach of steel. Her father was a raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god for half a stale bagel and win. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. · 14h Secondly, this is on me because I'm fully aware that both my garbage monsters would eat the entire actual trash can and all of its contents if they coul

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Organism - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville In the 60 seconds it took me to pee and wash my hands, these shitheads tag-teamed their Great Cookie Heist to swipe the cookie off the fridge, chew through all three freezer bags and the paper, and snarf the entire cookie, leaving just the chocolate chips on the rug.

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Fire - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville So I walk in on this and see the shredded bags and crumbs and my cats casually licking themselves and just kind of GIF 1:54 AM 07 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android uli View Tweet activity

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Text - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Dev. · 14h Instant "They're both stupid enough, which one did it?" panic attack. I Google how to make cats puke. Cue 30 minute montage of me crying while rolling my cats up in towels and force feeding them peroxide in alteration while they struggle. (Spoiler alert: it didn't work.) 4 Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. · 14h v These cats were born and raised in dumpsters and are one with the trash. Vomiting cannot be induced. So at this point it's too late to do anythi

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Organism - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville Stoned and full of regret and weed as she sits in the crumbs of her crimes #CarmillaKitten

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Organism - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville The moment the drugs hit and she realized she dun fucked up reeeeal bad this time #CarmillaKitten

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Organism - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville Béla Lugosi stayed with her and gave me his signature stink eye while she descended into a stoned stupor, as if it were my fault his sister transformed into a barely sentient breadloaf #CarmillaKitten #hellcats 1:54 AM 07 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android ii View Tweet activity

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Comfort - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville Eventually she stumbled into the bedroom and cried for me to pick her up and put her on the bed, where she proceeded to sit like this and stare at her paws and tail for a concerning length of time #CarmillaKitten

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Carnivore - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville You know that feeling when you get a little too high and suddenly find yourself crying in a Taco Bell drive-thru at 2:17AM? Milla did that, but instead of a drive-thru it was behind the toilet, and in the bathtub, repeatedly. #CarmillaKitten

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Carnivore - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville There was a while where she lived under the armchair and I only knew she was still alive because she would periodically meow until I held her paw #CarmillaKitten

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Human - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville After like four hours of anxious babysitting, she finally sobered up enough to eat and walk around, and spent the rest of the night sleeping it off on my lap. #Carmillakitten 113 views

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Felidae - Carmine Deville @Carmine_Deville There's no moral to the story but in summary, please do your drugs before your cats do because this was horrible and the only way I can deal is to joke about it on the internet. The goblin in fine. Thanks for joining us for Carmilla's Big Drug Adventure 2020. #CarmillaKitten

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