Friday, November 20, 2020

Tumblr Thread: New Zealand's Bird Election Was a Mess


Apparently no election is safe from baseless accusations, mudslinging and questions of voter fraud. The annual election for "Bird of the Year" in New Zealand had a dramatic year and frankly it's refreshing to see people be this hilariously petty over the decision of the best bird. For some other New Zealand drama, here's the time the whole nation was outraged at a single rude family of British tourists. Here are some more random funny tumblr gems to tumblr through.

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses S biggest-gaudiest-patro.. i recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc of politics or anything, but bc of the HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over the 2020 Bird Of The Year Contest. someone called the kiwi a Fat Flightless Fuck. the white-faced heron was accused of racism, voter fraud is rampant

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Vertebrate - Controversy has erupted in the annual Bird of the Year competition. Kiwi described as 'fat flightless f*ck' nzherald.co.nz

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Bird - WHITE FACED HERON RACIST

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Text - i wasn't exaggerating. a black-billed gull instagram account has been badmouthing kiwis. people are getting emotional about kererus. special interest groups have gotten involved. an adult toy store just endorsed a small, polyamorous bird with unusually large testes. this is the only vote-rigging scandal you should care about

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Nature - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses UPDATE: Thousands of fake votes were submitted, including 1,500 votes traced back to a single person voting for the kiwi. After a bitter campaign sullied by scandal, the Kakapo, aka the world's fattest parrot, has been elected. Say hello to this fat, flightless friek FRIEND 14,216 notes

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