Tuesday, November 3, 2020

Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure


Dad jokes are a source of stupid glee and pinch-faced frustration for anyone who dares face a dad. Many of us have our reservations about dumb puns to feel stupid about, but at the end of the day if they're worthy of a dad's grace, then that's a quality pun. Dad jokes have a tendency to go full dad joke.

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Facial expression - The re-opening of LEGO stores was a big event in 2020. Really? Riker's Beard Oh yeah. People were lined up for blocks.

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Text - On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week. Runs until Friday.

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Mountainous landforms - Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas.

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Fictional character - ResisThor СарaciThor InducThor TransisThor ell

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Community - A schwing and amish.

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Text - Chinese take out $8 Tip $2 Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order, riceless

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Movie - PART BEARD, PART MACHINE, ALL COP. ZZCOP Ctebactor THE FUTURE OF BEARD ENFORCMENT

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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Photo caption - Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels

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Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

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Land vehicle - I'm looking to sell my Delorean. Good shape, low mileage.. Only driven from time to time. 3ELOrean

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Furniture - FREE ONE NIGHTSTAND

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Water - Rare image of a shark stepping on a Lego.

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Tap - TAP ON THE SCREEN

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Uniform - Describe your average night. They wear suits oi armor. No, I mean at bedtime. They probably take itoit.

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle...

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Sink - Swim

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Text - PUNS ... @ThePunnyWorld Why didn't 4 ask out 5? Because he was 22.

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Adaptation - When she tells you she's not into middle-aged guys. 2020 CAJUN VIKING MEME

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Photo caption - Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan de Bont as director. Speed did not have a director, because if Speed had any direction it would have been called Velocity.

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Games - NO GLASSES ON THE POOL TABLE

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Traffic sign - AHEAD

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Telephone booth - SOLAR SYSTEM FOR SALE ID ATE

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Text - Me: I'm going to the store Mom: Oh good let me give you my Chopin Liszt

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Text - madagascar gladagascar sadagascar outtagascar

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