Thursday, October 8, 2020

Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun


Tumblr ain't nothing without a writing prompt or two, and this short dragon thing is at least a little nugget of wholesomeness to spend some time on. For a bigger one, here's a tumblr thread on angels and demons bonding over sandwiches. The cogs of Tumblr are always turning out random tumblr gems.

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Text - write-it-motherfuckers Early one morning, you pull down your favourite cup, only to find a small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep you take the cup outside to empty the dragon carefully onto the grass, then return to rinse your cup and make coffee. The next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside the cup as before and you repeat the process.

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Text - After a week of repeating this process you make him a little bed complete with whatever pocket change you have left over from the day to give him a little treasure hoard, he is ecstatic with his new treasure, but nevertheless every morning when you go for your coffee there he is; snuggled up inside the small cup. Another few days pass and when you decide to move his bed into the cabinet to see if he'll choose the cup or the treasure, and for some reason he values the cup more highly than

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Text - up. You decide to place the cup inside the bed, and offer it to the dragon as his latest addition to his hoard. You think to yourself that if he's going to stay this dragon will need a name and you start sorting through several intimidating, dragonly names before finally deciding to call him Folgers; after all, the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. E write-it-motherfuckers That pun was heinous, I love it. Very well done Darling. #i in no way endorse puns #but it was very nice

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