Sunday, August 9, 2020

Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things


Parents are fully aware that kids can be a real mixed bag. Sometimes kids are weird and dumb, and other times kids can be too smart for their own good. Here are tweets of parents who found their kids sayings for existing places and things that were either wildly inaccurate or strangely too accurate.

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts My kid just called the statue of liberty the statue of puberty, and this is the content I signed up for when becoming a parent. 11:59 AM · Jun 20, 2020 623 94 people are Tweetin...

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Text - Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM · Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin...

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Text - Darin Loves Bacon @darinlovesbacon My kid calls those little ornament hangers 'Christmas Hookers' and I have no plans on telling him differently 2:44 PM · Dec 4, 2018 from Princeton, OH 18 8 See Darin Loves Bacon's...

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Text - Jason Stay The F*** Home A... @PetCobra 3 YO daughter calls Chuck E. Cheese "Chuck E. Jesus". 4:35 PM · May 9, 2011 8 8 See Jason Stay The F***

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Text - John Kinnear @askdadblog My kid calls dinosaurs vaginasaurs. I don't know what else to say about that. 5:42 PM · Nov 27, 2013 ♡ 7 8 See John Kinnear's other ..

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Text - Doyin Richards @daddydoinwork My 6-year-old daughter called me "Dad Bae" tonight. Clearly I've failed her. 8:05 PM · Apr 13, 2017 ♡ 34 8 See Doyin Richards's ot...

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Text - Ken Jennings @KenJennings PLANET FUNNY My four-year-old daughter calls hippos "hippies." We think this is great, especially when she talks about crocodiles eating them. 7:43 PM · Mar 17, 2011 ♡ 21 9 70 people are Tweeting a...

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Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom My daughter calls corn on the cob holders "corn chargers" and I think we should just let 2 year olds name everything from now on. 1:52 PM · May 27, 2018 ♡ 1.3K 2 285 people are Tweeti...

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Text - Defund The Police @ElitatheLibra My son calls Toys R Us "Toys Or Else" 10:21 AM · Nov 4, 2012 18 8 See Defund The Police's ...

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Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy We had enchiladas for dinner Or as my 6 year old calls them, chickenladders 11:10 AM · Apr 30, 2020 206 O 40 people are Tweetin...

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Text - A The Dad THE DAD @thedad My son calls pudding "chocolate jello" and l'm not sure if he's an idiot or a genius. 6:57 PM · Jan 7, 2016 81 24 people are Tweeting ...

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Text - hashtagtacos @VicVijayakumar 5: why is it called apple-cado anyway me: no reason 3:02 PM · Jun 24, 2020 15 8 See hashtagtacos 's o...

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Text - RainnWilson @rainnwilson What's cuter? The ice dancers or the fact that my son calls them 'finger skaters?' 9:31 AM · Feb 9, 2014 1.2K 265 people are Tweeti...

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Text - Valerie @ValeeGrrl My son calls dessert his "bonus round" and I think we should all follow his lead. 3:04 PM · Nov 30, 2017 ♡ 1.2K O 248 people are Tweeti...

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Text - Shannon Lin @mrslin *dying laughing* My daughter.calls...her thighs...LEG HOLDERS. 1:42 PM · Jul 9, 2010 8 See Shannon Lin's other T...

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Text - Wonder Kitten @Tw1tter_K1tten My 4 year old calls snot "sneeze gravy" and I'm pretty sure that will clinch a full scholarship to Harvard. 7:14 PM · Feb 9, 2015 ♡ 220 101 people are Tweetin...

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Text - Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 This morning my three-year-old called a doughnut a cake bagel so that's what they're called from now on. 7:19 AM · Feb 9, 2020 653 O 131 people are Tweetin...

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Text - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My four-year-old son calls the craft store "the crap store." I don't correct him. He's right either way. 7:13 PM · Nov 24, 2016 198 O 50 people are Tweeting...

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Text - Stevie D. She/Her @TheMudlily My 5 year old daughter calls limes "weird pickles" and I feel like that might help someone somewhere. Kids are rad. #Stayathome #Covid19 4:34 PM · Mar 21, 2020 ♡ 4 4 See the latest COVID-19 i...

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Text - James Breakwell, Explodi... @XplodingUnicorn My 4-year-old calls Dunkin' Donuts "Drunken Donuts." I was going to correct her. Then I realized it was the best idea ever for a bakery. 8:30 AM · Jun 9, 2016 4.6K 909 people are Tweeti...

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Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My 3-year-old calls corn on the cob porn on the cop and I will never correct him. 11:10 AM May 25, 2020 ♡ 714 O 125 people are Tweetin...

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