Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Irreverent Jokes And Puns From Pakalu Papito


For anyone who's been hanging out in a cave, sheltered from the ills and fleeting triumphs of the modern world, Pakalu Papito is an infamous meme Twitter account imagined from the perspective of an irreverent, pun savvy 7-Eleven clerk who has a pet camel and a whole lot of hot and fiery takes. You might catch yourself unconsciously nodding along in agreement to some of these heartfelt sentiments. 

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pa... · 8. Aug. 2019 single by choice just not my choice 34 27 1.970 6.100

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 14. Aug. 2019 perks of dating me: u will be the hot one 12 17 1.266 4.119

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 16. Aug. 2019 my mom say that everyone has a beautiful side so i guess im a circle 29 L7 3.005 6.608

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 13. Sep. 2019 hey sorry i'm late i didn't want to come 12 27 1.774 4.678

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 15. Sep. 2019 list of things i'm handling well currently 1. 24 t7 8.409 15.552 1

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 15. Okt. 2019 me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends 18 t 1.848 7.593

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 27. Okt. 2019 don't u hate it when u offer help and the other person says yes 34 LI 2.337 8.850

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Text - 6.972 Pakalu Papito @p... · 30. Okt. 2019 ur pretty fucked up 44 17 2.520 7.990

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 13. Nov. 2019 there is a reason i'm single and it's called my face 61 t7 4.034 13.113

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 15. Nov. 2019 why can't my fat leave me like everything else does 80 17 14.570 22.844 1

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 18. Nov. 2019 me: not everything is about sex also me: i'm horny 31 tI 1.061 6.280

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pa... · 6. Dez. 2019 adulting means growing hair in places u're not supposed to and losing hair in places u don't want to 43 LI 1.102 7.118

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 24. Nov. 2019 i'm not like other teenagers i'm 51 69 17 2.264 14.463 1,

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Text - Pakalu Papito @p... · 28. Dez. 2019 if u ever need nothing i'm here for u 77 t7 5.226 13.458 1,

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Plains Gartersnake - Pakalu Papito @pakalup... · 7. Jan. レ what's ur spirit animal? At the moment, he stands no chance of mating. 52 L7 727 5.153

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu.. · 29. Jan. do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn't want you 110 LI 5.878 14.226 1

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 22. Feb. ur what u eat i don't remember eating a huge disappointment 109 L7 19.487 34.133 1,

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 23. Feb. don't worry password, i'm insecure too 44 L7 10.355 26.517

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu.. 26. Feb. don't throw hate at me throw money 67 17 24.233 29.612 1,

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalup... · 2. März i need someone to peer pressure me into doing things 68 17 2.108 8.326

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalup... · 5. März why insult someone when u can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 66 17 6.606 16.015

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalup... · 7. März lazy is such an ugly word i prefer the term selective participation 36 L7 10.312 22.182 T,

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 13. März i don't make mistakes i date them 98 L7 3.924 12.428 1,

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 19. März always remember u're someone's reason to smile because u're a joke 170 27 14.316 27.172

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 21. März the worst feeling is when you've already coughed 3 times in public and you're trying not to cough again 49 LI 1.444 8.284

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Text - Pakalu Papito @pakalu... · 27. März i'm lacking vitamin c-ash 54 L7 10.472 18.006

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