Sunday, July 12, 2020

Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr


There's no better way to pass the time than getting lost in a field of wonderful Tumblr gems. The community of creative minds is great at providing random, strange, and hilarious observations on various parts about life, and stories as well. For instance, the fun Tumblr thread that imagines angels and demons befriending one another over sandwiches. Or, the educational thread about cats and their journey to domestication.

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Text - grendelsmilf Mega IQ King Jake Paul Sartre @PissJugTycoon I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked 3:15 AM Aug 14, 2019 · Twitter Web App doomsneigh Gnomecore

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Text - tyrantisterror Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again" button.

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Text - REI i tilthat TIL prehistoric hunter-gatherer tribes had an average group limit of 50 people. Incidentally, modern research shows that in the video game World of Warcraft, maximum group player cohesiveness occurs at a limit of 50 players. via reddit.com gothadoption literally no difference between cavemen and wow players

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Text - dragontatoes Warm blooded creature: wow l'm chilly Warm blooded creature: *vibrates* quorpiest Cold blooded creature: wow l'm chilly Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

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Text - * geistverrse I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

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Bowling pin - plastic-tulips how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it's literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it truly character design at its finest

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Text - the-modern-typewriter "Shh, it's alright," the villain said. “You're doing beautifully and l'm so proud of you. But that's enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It's not your fault." hufflepuffkat The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

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Text - fallenangelvictorious S dragonsareaces Follow millennial-review soul nate @MNateShyamalan - 18h lawyer: if you can stay a night in this house, it is yours. but beware there's a terrible cu- millennial: holy shit home ownership? im in ghost: *appearing* prepare to die millennial: omg even better fallenangelvictorious Millennial:l'm going to own this house or die trying... Millenial: finally, a win-win situation

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Text - A luxurychaos Follow the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor plaguedocboi Follow You've just changed the fucking game h-medicinalis []87 Source: luxurychaos

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Text - lordzuuko The most relatable thing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is the fact Miles has been listening to one song on repeat throughout the whole movie. sympathetic-deceit-trash And he doesn't even know all the lyrics

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Gadget - pleasantgoose: pleasantgoose: the app store has really stepped up its game i didn't set my ipod on fire for 5 notes

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Natural foods - can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ..ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

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Text - graynard talking to my infant son like im a youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

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Text - just-shower-thoughts The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we're good. fuck-you-showerthoughts I can't even articulate how fucking bad this joke is.

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Text - sabertoothwalrus •.. S isbiachlarsi Follow shorthalt Follow Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he's very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints. hlahlahlahlahly Follow As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past 267,935 notes

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Text - cheinsaw black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats cheinsaw the void is loud and wants chicken

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Text - girlsclothes what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store.. what-grace-has-forgiveness sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable asgarddropout and then we go get snacks Source: girlsclothes

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Text - spillywolf If courage isn't the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn't the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't the absence of bad thoughts or impulses, but the conscious choice to behave according to your moral ideals in spite of them. Source: spillywolf 77,487 notes

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Text - everythingstarstuff My wife just got this tapestry in the mail for the wall of her yoga room. She opened it up and laid it out to look at it, and then Toki of course laid down right in the middle. So now he's on a low budget adventure flying through the woods. Enjoy!

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Text - stallinecrow: somuchawkwerd: marauders4evr: I feel like everyone forgets that there was an actual sequel to Charle and the Chocolate Factory where the elevator gets trapped up in space and the family and Wonka witness a bunch of deadly alens attack another shuttle and sald allens eat at least twenty people and one of the grandmothers is erased from existence and Wonka and Charie have to scramble to save her and in the end, they're ll invited to the White House to meet the president. I jus

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Text - jawnismyfandom: deadlybonez: rumpelstiltskln: if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say "if our love isn't meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself" and then my twin would burst in and slap me I should do that with my twin I need a twin

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Text - derofeba when my computer decides to deny me access because of "admin restrictions" I OWN YOU avengerofdeath2 As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

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