Monday, May 25, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Mad Lad Eats Wolf Spiders


Wow, this Tumblr thread is quick and particularly absurd. We've got a true case of a mad lad who apparently conquered their spider infestation problem, by, well, eating them. Yeah, that's a curveball you don't see everyday. Real or not, just imagining some dude doing this is equal parts mind blowing strange and hilarious. 

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Text - vviimmv why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck sicklythiasus are you sure it's a spider? vviimmv yes i am it looks like this

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Wall

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Text - sicklythiasus oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous. vviimmv why is it in my room vviimmv and why do you know what it tastes like

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Text - vviimmv @sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like sicklythiasus nom nom. vvimmv what

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Text - sicklythiasus yummy yummy in my tummy tummy vviimmv when and why did you eat a wolf spider sicklythiasus band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

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Text - vviimmv why was your solution to eat them sicklythiasus i mean, no one else was gonna. celtic-pyro

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Red - SPIDERS GEORG? mgflip.com

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