Friday, May 29, 2020

Tumblr Conspiracy Theorizes Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's Son


We're confident that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not in fact the illegitimate son of the late Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro. What we do know for sure is that light conspiracy theories are fun. Here's Tumblr's goofy take on the minimal, but strangely compelling evidence. For more Tumblr, here are some hilarious and random Tumblr gems.

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Text - theproblematicblogger So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you're 100% convinced are real berqamot Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

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Facial expression - A unstumpabledeplorable Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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Text - E feminists-against-feminism Castro with Treudeau's parents

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Photo caption - holding Justin's older brother as a baby

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Hair - Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples DN CARTAPC IRISH FIT HT URF

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Text - dreamy-hates-everything See, the nipples angle is just not something I would've thought to pursue feminists-against-feminism 1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples. theproblematicblogger Do we have a picture of Fidel's nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

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