Friday, May 29, 2020

Electric Knuckles Amazon Review is a Fight for the Ages


Anyone compelled to buy a product called the "knuckle blaster" is probably someone that isn't getting into any real fights any time soon, and this person reviewed the product with gusto and creativity. It feels good to find some creative weirdness where you wouldn't expect it, like these funny amazon reviews.

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Product - I 77% 12:07 PM FML www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/BC | 6 amazon PS Products ***☆☆ 105 PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V Stun Gun with Batteries & Magnetic Leather Holster S50,00 alt Stun Gun List Price: $69.99 Price: $62.54 FREE Shipping You Save: $7.45 (11%) Usually ships within 3 to 5 days. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Qty: 1 +

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Text - < PS Products Knuckle Blaster is a 950,000V S. *** Victory! By tdoog - May 5, 2013 I purchased this after I was confronted by some punks demanding that I hand over my money. I'm a relatively fit guy, but I was no match for them. That is when I realized that I need to protect myself. The day after I bought this product I went to the very same Wal-Mart parking lot when I was first mugged. I approached the group of hooligans standing outside the entrance, concealing my secret weapon.

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Text - I cooly asked "Remember me?". One of them looked up and said, "Have you come back to buy some Samoas or Thin Mints? My Girl Scout Troop needs to raise more money!" I eplied with "you're not taking my money this time". "But sir, they're delicious!", she said. I whipped out my Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun hand and shouted "WRONG MOVE B****!" The five girl scouts ran away screaming.

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Text - As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally activated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple. I woke up 4 hours later to the sound of heavy footsteps. Those Girl Scouts had brought their fathers. But I was ready. I lunged at the largest one with a cry of "RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" and hit him in the stomach. He hit the ground harder than a fat kid on a jungle gym. As the others began to circle around me, I changed techniques. Holding both of my hands in tight fists, I rased

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Text - I tuned toward my enemy and launched a stream of projectile vomit at him, knocking him to the ground. Then I started singing "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the.. FLO000ORRR!!" I grabbed my Knuckle Blasher Stun Gun and shoved it into my mouth, running headfirst at my foes, electrocuting them with my teeth. Eventually they were all unconscious, and I walked home victorious. 2,144 of 2,383 people found this review helpful

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