Monday, April 27, 2020

Vegan Learns That Mayo Isn't Vegan


The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan's face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

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Text - So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?"

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Text - I look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. Nothing. Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. She stood there for a second. V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it." I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world.

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Text - I had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" V: "Sure, go ahead." She sounded so done, so defeated, So I gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out.

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Text - Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, l'll try" and walked out. And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.

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