Sunday, August 6, 2023

'I'm 45 and still can't tell the time with an analog clock': 35 Captivating confessions that could only be told anonymously


Share your most secret-y secrets with us…we promise we won't tell! Well actually, if you tell your secrets to @fesshole, they'll tell everyone. But your secrets will be anonymous — no one will ever know it's you. 

Every day, people from around the world submit their most private secrets to the @fesshole account. These secrets range from tiny to life-shattering, so it's always an interesting read! This week, we've scoured the page for the craziest, funniest, and most intriguing posts. 

Even when you're submitting your secret anonymously, some posts have enough identifying details that if the right person stumbled across it, it could change everything. I wonder if people who confess things about their spouses ever get caught — for example, the person who says they try to see how long they can go between showers until their wife catches on. One, that's nasty. Two, that person's wife is totally going to know it's them if she finds the post! 

Other folks have confessions about sneaky ways they got back at irritating neighbors or fooled their kids or spouses. My personal favorites are often people who still feel guilty about minor offenses that took place years ago. One person who double-voted in a minor election years ago still thinks about it often, and wrote in to finally cleanse themselves of their sins. 

Next up, this person's boss just could not understand why he and his coworker had staggered their schedules — so the boss demanded an immediate change. 

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