Wednesday, December 7, 2022

15+ Malfunctions: Dating App Conversations and Profiles That Failed 10/10


I feel I can speak for the masses when I say that dating apps… suck. The whole ordeal is horrendously difficult. So many different lanes to maneuver, and personally, I'm kinda sick of it. Why bother? People are stupid. Technology is stupid. Everything is stupid. Do I sound disgruntled? When you read the following conversations below, you'll understand. This is real-life people! This is the dating pool. THIS is what you get.

Don't even get me started on the ridiculous FOMO that dating apps have created. The illusion that someone more interesting is just around the corner — and if you swipe just one more time, you'll meet that 'much more interesting person.' Except, they don't exist. It's all in our imagination. We gotta stop with the 'grass is greener' mentality. There is not an endless supply of available people. There is an infinite supply of crazy people, though, so if you're looking for that…

Okay, okay — enough with the bitter rant. Because these funny dating app fails provide us with one really good thing — and that is relatable, funny content. So without further ado, scroll down and read about other people's struggles that anyone who has ever been on a dating app can relate to. You can also check out last week's fails if you find yourself wanting more.

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