Bread. Ducks love it. But can we blame them? Because we love it to. Maybe we don't love it enough to eat wet bread out of a scummy pond, but we haven't tested it. For much of us, our loyalty to bread stops at the floor.
Many of us consider our relationship with carbs to be an affair of sorts. They're late nights of sordid bread-having, paying no attention to the number of slices that might disappear between our greasy lips. And the next morning, waking up in an empty bed, absolutely covered in crumb.
We love bread. It's lighter and fluffier than potatoes, and it's by far the best form of carb to garlicify. Honestly it's a shame that it's even related to oatmeal in any way. Poor oatmeal. It just can't get anything right. When you need to lean that heavily on brown sugar, you know you've failed as a food.
Anyway here are memes about bread, the Beatles of carbohydrates.
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