Eyes are stupid, and bad at what they do. Okay sure, we can give them some credit for helping us enjoy paintings and drive to the store when we need more baby oil. But at the same time, they're constantly getting us into dumb situations, not seeing things at night that could hit our shins, and having the audacity to sting when we pour buckets and buckets of sand into them.
The other thing they do is have a hard time figuring things out when one tiny little thing is off. A duck in the foreground? Giant duck. A dog halfway behind a car? Cardog. It never ends, and we keep having to use all this time and energy to parse these things out.
It's annoying and confusing, but also exhilarating. So don't mind us if we take a peek at these freaky double take moments that made our eyes figuratively bleed.
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