Sometimes you're sitting there, wondering what you're missing in life. And it dawns on you: "holy crackers, I don't own a single pair of pants made of dog hair!" And you ask around, trying to figure out how to buy a pair of genuine golden retrousers. After days of searching, you realize that you might have to make these godawful things yourself. So you wander around dog parks with meat, waiting for dogs to come up and sniff your fingers while you deftly collect their loose fur in a shoebox labelled "the good stuff."
After being chased off by what seems like a thousand legitimately concerned dog owners, you finally have your dog hair pants. You proudly wear them, making sure to push your heavy, crumbling, tanker truck dog ass into people's personal space on the bus, especially on hot days.
"Next, boxer shorts."
Here are some similar people with similar goals when it came to creating things that probably shouldn't be.
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