Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Tumblr Thread: Wholesome Adventures Of Wexter The T-Rex


Sometimes, we need to lean on the internet to provide our worried, overactive minds a welcomed recess from the stresses of the world. Now more than ever, we can all benefit from some time observing Wexter the Chompin T-Rex's series of hilarious adventures. May Wexter live on forever in Tumblr history. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about humans doing cool space things.

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Dinosaur - bunjywunjy 5 bunjywunjy JURASS JUDACE JURASSIC WORLD TYRANNOSAURUS REX 39.99 29.99 OK WORLD

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Text - I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn't get me one because they were "too violent and also ate people" :( bunjywunjy hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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Organism - bunjywunjy on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back! JURASSIC WORLD LEGACT COLLECTION EXTREME CHOMPIN' MANDIBULAS EXTREMAS MACHOIRES EXTRENES MEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX 10 00

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Organism - IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS bunjywunjy now we enter the testing phase JURASSIC WORLD GACY LOLLICTION FakM AR EXIREME CHOMPIN' NANDIBULAS EXTREMAS KACHOIRES EXTREMES KEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX

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Food - yup. looks good. bunjywunjy Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS 29.99 2 GALLIMI PTERANODON DILAPHOSAURUS TYLANNOS AURUS REX SANDA

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Text - digitaldiscipline Follow Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say "EXTREME OCHOMPIN’ “ in four languages? bunjywunjy OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, Ilet me check the garbage to see if it's still there! hopefully I didn't destroy it in my excitement bunjywunjy *roar sound effect*

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Canidae - EXTREME CHOMPIN' • MANDÍBULAS EXTREMAS MÂCHOIRES EXTRÊMES MEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX Modern Systems Analysis and Design EDITION Wacich George PEARSON Database Processing Fundamental, Design, and b FOURTEENTH EDITION Kroenke Auer PARSON bunjywunjy IMPORTANT UPDATE: Mo Ana

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Dinosaur - WEXTER bunjywunjy update update:I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven't put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help Modern Analysisa EIGHTH EDITION Joseph S. Valacich Joey F George

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Muscle - WEXTER EIGHTH Valacich• Ge SAORAL KOYTION Modern Systems Analysis and Design oitiON (secret bonus: the other side of her tag) ern Syste Analysis and Desig NOUGE HUND acich Joey F Ge NO

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Muscle - EXTREME CHOMPIN" pue SIS crochetninja Follow There's more!

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Organism - nuggsmum Follow I love. bunjywunjy I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought l'd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

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Product - (just fine) bunjywunjy Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures brain-cells-for-sale OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

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Adaptation - bunjywunjy Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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Footwear - bunjywunjy so it's come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that's very cash money of her. WEXTER

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Hardwood - bunjywunjy we're coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

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Organism - ... at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

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Organism - bunjywunjy now with additional FUN OUTTAKES FROM LAST NIGHT: WEXTER

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Dinosaur - father why your WEXTER used FIRE BLAST #wexter #long post #wex origin 320,917 notes

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