Tuesday, January 19, 2021

People Who Aggressively Didn't Get The Joke


Most of us have a decent idea of how jokes work, or we are at least somewhat adept of seeing the signs of when something is a joke. It would be rough walking around this world just thinking everyone is stupid and wrong all the time. To further confuse the literal minded, here are some technically accurate moments that aren't wrong. And for some straight up dumbness, here are some facepalm moments from humanity's beacons of stupid.

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Yellow - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I'M COLORBLIND. That's cool "points at the object WHAT COLOR IS THIS?! 1h You forgot to put yellow into the list Reply 1 -14 +

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Human body - How to slow down time Step 1: 1 Share 36.3k 289 Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 7h This doesn't actually slow down time, it just seems slower because you doing something difficult so you're more aware of it Reply -26

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Text - Conan O'Brien O @ConanOBrien · 3h I can only imagine how slow Netflix streaming must have been while quarantining for the 1918 pandemic. O 237 27 922 12.8K Replying to @ConanOBrien There was no Netflix back then genius. 19:42 02 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Likes TERRY @ConanOBrien Actually there was. But you had to order it by telegram. Roughly two weeks after your request, a team of actors would arrive and play out your choice.

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Chin - If you ever ask to speak to the manager and this guy walks out, just say thank you and leave TRY OUR DELICIOUS SPECIAL LOS PULLOS 2Pe f Chcke Swpe HERTHNOS A Cy 56 8 Comments 21 Shares O Like Comment Share No, he is there to do his job And that is to hear what I have to say.He may not like it but it is his job

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Brown - NTSTONES Goodbye world Today at 10:3O PM that won't kill you

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Text - Tweet Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet.. 6:41 AM · 12/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone 446 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 5,700 Likes Replying to Sleeping with a patient is NOT a minor indiscretion. Glad he's gone after taking advantage of a vulnerable person.

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Product - picture taken of a black hole in a visible light spectrum. First ever No this is a cat

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Technology - NORWE Fucking racist with his confedarate flag - 4h Replying to It literally says Norway on top, holy fuck 7

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Screenshot - Michael Caine @themichaelcaine Chris Nolan has done it again. Tenet is the best action film ever. 20:48 · 27 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone 6.261 Retweets and comments 35,5K Likes Lo · 14h v Replying to @themichaelcaine Micheal how do you get to see the wonderful film before us the general public lol 37 8 13h He's in it 5 LC

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Colorfulness - Am I the first human to be color blind and solve a 4x4 rubik's cube? 10h But you didn't solve it Reply 4 -47

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Space - Can't believe some people stil think that moon landing was faked They don't have the helmets on

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Human - Just 3 lesbians looking at each other.. Wheres the 3rd one 3 1d Like Reply View 4 more replies

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Electronic device - AR If you ever crash your car just press this button and it'll undo the accident r This is lie. That button makes air cırcle car. Idiot liar.

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Ingredient - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake... wheres the cake

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Green - My Girlfriend sent me a birthday gift & asked not to open untill the midnight I am so much curious I hope it's a Dog Bro it is a drum set 2 d 25 likes Reply View 1 reply

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Horse - May 25 Replying to Is your milkshake really worth it? 14 27 103 1.6K May 25 The second photo is a woodturning lathe wtf 3 27 34

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Human - Everyone Why is it when something happens it is always you three? USA America -United States 3.9k 25 Share CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS 3h Why are you so bad at geography that you used United States, America, and USA? USA means United States of America and America is more then just the US.

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Cheek - Me coming to work at 6 am after going to bed at 2 am samon. without he.L 349 487 Comments · 78 Shares 7 Like Comment Share That is Prince Phillip.

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Tire - Electricity was invented in 1752 People before 1752; Actually cars weren't invented yet in 1752 so you're WRONG haha 45 εβδ. Απάντηση Δείτε 2 απαντήσεις

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Text - JOIN THE 2 DAY CHALLENGE! NO ALCOHOL ON FEBRUARY 30 AND 31! CAN YOU DO IT? 60 20 Comments · 22 Shares Litke לן Comment Share There is no 30 or 31 this February! Hello knock knock

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Brown - Cowboy Cow 475 41 Comments · 173 Shares O Like Comment Share Thats a f king horse

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Nose - Played four roles in one movie Played 200,000 roles in one movie with a million more well on the way * 845 57 comments • 126 shares O Like Comment Share ® Top fan Not really. Every armored clone trooper in the prequel trilogy is CGI. So he didn't actually play any of those.

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Text - Tom D'Angora O @TomDangora - 13h North Korea is going to have a Woman leader before the United States of PRO America! Let that sink in! 3.2K 27 305 1.3K Christina Sommers Following @CHSommers Replying to @TomDangora What is your point? No one votes in North Korea. 7:38 PM - 25 Apr 2020 101 Retweets 1,731 Likes 39 t7 101 1.7K REASONA Replying to @CHSommers @TomDangora Well, one person does. No. Stays in the fam and younger Sis will take over. Kim will probably show up laughing at us tomorr

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Text - + Follow 489 followers 1w. O : - 5 nov. this is how developers solve problems Cutting tennis balls in half lets you store 2 more balls, saving space 41 ti 304 2k 40 - 1 Comment Like Comment Share Send Add a comment.. Most Relevant 1w .. Junior System Engineer chez NEC Corporation Saving useless balls is no benefit man. I would rather let three working balls than break everything loool

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