Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Radical Adventures Of An Extreme Chompin T-Rex


Whenever life and its endless procession of curveballs gets you down, it can help uplift the spirits by remembering that Wexter is out there living her best life. She fearlessly conquers the unknown, and does so with nothing short of an admirable amount of enthusiasm. But, would you expect anything less from an extreme chompin' T-Rex? Of course not. 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a human befriending a cat that doesn't meow.

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Text - FuRdo WORLD TYRANHOSAURUS REX 29.90 WORLD I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOLT Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn't get me one because they were "too violent and also ate people" :( bunjywunjy hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

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Organism - 4:34 PM bunjywunjy on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back! JURASSIC WORLD EXTRENE CROMPIN- KANDIBLAS EITBEKAS ICHOIRES EXTRINIS- AEGA NORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS bunjywunjy now we enter the testing phase JURASSIC WORLD SXIAE CHOMP KANDIBLAS EKAS KICHOIRES EXTRINES- IGA MDIA TYRANNOSAURUS REX yup. looks good.

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Meal - 4:35 PM bunjywunjy Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS PILRAMIDON digitaldiscipline Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say "EXTREME CHOMPIN' " in four languages? bunjywunjy OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it's still there! hopefully I didn't destroy it in my excitement bunjywunjy *roar sound effect* EXTREME CHOMPIN' • MANDÍBULAS EXTREMAS MÁCHOIRES EXTRÊMES • MEGA MORDIDA TYRANNOSAURUS REX

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Organism - 4:35 PM bunjywunjy IMPORTANT UPDATE: WEXTER bunjywunjy update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven't put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help WEXTER Modern Systems Analysis and Design Analysis and Design e sisk Cuapos

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Adaptation - (secret bonus: the other side of her tag) EXTREME CHOMPIN crochetninja There's more! nuggsmum I love. bunjywunjy I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought l'd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

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Hand - 4:36 PM bunjywunjy Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures brain-cells-for-sale OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card bunjywunjy Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

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Canidae - 4:37 PM bunjywunjy so it's come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that's very cash money of her. WEXTER bunjywunjy Sttention that t some pot ad 1 for one thirk that's wey it's been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

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Footwear - 4:37 PM Sour bungwug we n 168.700 tes ajdhf. #wex 168,700 notes well that's just, REXCELLENT

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Product - official-lucifers-child op update: how's wexter doing???? bunjywunjy pretty good Source: bunjywunjy 245,591 notes

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