Friday, September 25, 2020

Times Troublemaker Ken M Toyed With People


In case you're unfamiliar with the work of Ken M, it's a Twitter/FB account dedicated to trolling people online. Ken M basically rolls into that comments section or hits that Twitter feed with just the kind of nonsensical jargon that makes it impossible for anyone else to take anything seriously. It's an art form, really. 

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Text - 12h Can someone confirm if it's starve a cold and feed the flu or the reverse cause messing this up could be disastrous. 192 27 29 ♡ 227 Ken M @horseysurprise Replying to the flu one is a myth, you're supposed to shout at it and make yourself seem as big as possible

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Smartphone - New report backs up September iPhone 5 release date Ken M about an hour ago Remove you have to wonder what the person who invented science would think about this -- i doubt he expected his humble invention to lead to smartphones 2 Replies

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Text - Mike L 46 minutes ago Report Abuse "the person who invented science" -- if you are trying to make an intelligent point, think about the wording of your sentence. No one person "invented" science. That is like wondering who invented art. It is not invention, just a natural extension of our faculty of reason. Dolt. Ken M 2 minutes ago | Remove guess technically he couldn't have 'invented' science because the person who invented inventions wasn't born yet -- but that just makes his achieveme

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise mountains get big cause they have no natural predators RETWEETS LIKES 658 1,203

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Text - Ken M Jimmy Dean Sausage June 7 at 5:00am we like your pork links but it seem like more folks would buy your product if it was dish-washer safe Like Comment Share Jimmy Dean Sausage O Ken, we're not sure what you mean by dish-washer safe. Feel free to DM us and we can try to help you further. Like Reply O 1 June 7 at 10:54am Ken M Thank You well i have arthritis so it would be better to use the dish-washer instaed scrub the links by hand before cooking Like Reply June 7 at 8:03pm Ken M al

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Text - Belief in God Boils Down to a Gut Feeling LIVE SCIENCE By Stephanie Pappas | LiveScience.com – 13 hrs ago Comment from Ken M Ken M 17 minutes ago With all the evidence out there, it's a LITTLE bit hard to respect people who doubt the existence of the Bible :) • Collapse Replies Livingunwantedfetus 15 minutes ago | Report Abuse Evidence? You retard. Richard 12 minutes ago | Report Abuse What evidence? Ken M 11 seconds ago Embark on a holy pilgrimage to any hotel in America, and lo, there y

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise Abandon your family and friends for a budget-friendly Christmas RETWEETS FAVORITES 36 19

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise grandson is about to become the first person in our family to pass the 1nd grade R.. RETWEETS FAVORITES 43 80

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise some priceless paintings are so realistic that you can literally touch them and face real world consequences

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise It's oddly cathartic to realize l'l never be able to pay off my student loan from when I borrowed $400 from a student

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise · 5h We like goats and tortoises but it's the land slug that keeps us keep coming back to the petting zo0 01 2724 137

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise even pretending to wash your hands after using a public restroom is a kind of performance

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise City pigeons are strikingly intelligent and social creatures yet we casually stomp on them like bugs

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise The old restaurants accepted food as currency and in return you could sit in a booth and chew on your debit card

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise the best part of Cinderella is when she turns back into a pumpkin on her wedding night and it only makes Prince Charming love her more

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Text - Ken M Following @horseysurprise men are better swimmers than women but only because they are part sperm G.. RETWEETS FAVORITES 53 65

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Text - Ken M @horseysurprise there's no i in collaboraton

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