Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Masterful Comebacks That Held Nothing Back


As long as social media has been around we've had fools sharing mindless sentiments that would've been a whole lot better never having been spoken into the endless online void, to begin with. These well constructed comebacks brought pure fire to the comments section. Hopefully these folks learned their lessons in the value of thinking before one tweets/shares a status. 

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Text - Adam Carriker O PE9 @AdamCarriker94 A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? Jade, MPH @megustaJade Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money Imao

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/theredditwill, • 4m For 24 hours all crimes are legal. What crimes will you be commiting? 6 A Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL kurtduds · 3m None, because they're now legal + Reply + Vote theredditwill • 1m Listen here you little shit

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Text - TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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Text - are you sure your name isn't WIFI? Today 2:35 PM Pretty sure that'll be why I'm not getting a connection then. That was super lame. Got any better pick up lines? What did the 1 say to the 10? What?? That was super lame. Got any better pick up lines?

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Text - March 11 At People just join the military because there too dumb to go to college... Like Comment Share Be the first person to like this. "They're March 11 Like 5

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by ' i 2 3 1 Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there. ↑ 40.7k 530 Share Award X BEST COMMENTS ▼ 5 Awards • Jungle is an Indian term for "wasteland" / untamed areas. • British Empire adopted it to mean any areas that they considered untamed • https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_Sleeps_Tonight Song was written in 1920s by a South African who would consider the Savannah a "jungle" • Later, the idea of a jungles slowly came to

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Text - hilde_01 • 1h My mom's screen brightness is brighter than my future Reply 1 58 d_u_c_k_ • 43m Your mom's screen doesn't even have to be on for that to be true. 1 34 20the4 • 19m bruh you didn't have to do him like that 8 Ap125679 · 5m Ladies and gentlemen we have just witnessed a murder Vote

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Text - B.o.BO @bobatl 2* Follow The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apart... where is the curve ? please explain this murderedbywords With the circumference of 24901 miles, you are looking at a curvature of around .2 degrees, or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away. May I say, that curvature is still significantly higher than your IQ. 4d 4 likes Reply

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Text - Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski · May 15 And @VitaCoco don't come at me with your shit is pressed or comes from the finest baby coconuts. Your shit is nasty like all coconut water. O 45 t7 120 O 934 Vita Coco O @VitaCoco · May 15 VITA COCO Let us send you some, don't knock it till you try it. 59 t7 152 O 1.1K Tony Posnanski O @tonyposnanski · May 15 Fuck that. Save that nasty shit for someone else. I would rather drink your social media persons piss than coconut water. Q 28 t7 541 O 1.8K VI

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Text - Wendy's O @Wendys · 1h It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay 5,516 27 1,218 7,117 Hooters @Hooters · 46m Whatcha got? 277 201 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to @Hooters Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter. 9:40 PM · 04 Jan 19 · Twitter Web Client 87 Retweets 920 Likes

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