Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Clever Comebacks That Dismantled Their Recipients


Oh boy, we're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks and people being destroyed by words. As long as we have social media we'll have people rapping off senseless tweets and statuses that just as well never should've been shared with the rest of the online world in the first place. If you enjoyed these clever comebacks check out more radical retorts from clever wordsmiths over here.

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights Twistout @Steph__Will L Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Newscaster - 19 韩来 When you said l was pretty, you hesitated for a second. Why? 束團菊巨补水 I paused for a second to appreciate your beauty.

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Text - r/me_irl of he jen @txxjen how can psychology majors be depressed ?? like bro look at your notes 13.3k 80 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL InfinityRipper007 • 18h 3 Awards How can doctors get sick, like bro look at your n.. nevermind nobody can read that shit oh - Reply 958

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Text - Smash Mouth O @smashmouth · 11h SMASH MS Yo @ALT1053Radio can you STOP MOUTH talking over the fcking songs! This isn't 80's AM radio! You're disrespecting the artists! Do you think they want your stupid voices as their intros? That's one of the reasons ALL STAR starts off with vocals. Let's go! #bayareaunite @Radiodotcom O 78 27100 84 ALT1053Radio @ALT1053Radio · 6h We also now only play 2 minutes of ALT 105.3 commercials at a time - it's our #2MinutePromise. Which is quicker than it take

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Text - L Landlord > iMessage Today 12:40 Hi just thought l'd let you know I won't be signing on for another year, I know I told you I was going to but due to the pandemic my situation has changed Don't you think you could've told me sooner? This has really thrown a spanner in the works for my winter now, what am I supposed to do for the loss of income? Have you considered getting a job? Read 12:41

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Text - Okay, Boomer 9h ·O is the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in the United States? 209 142 Comments • 17 Shares Like Comment Share -ra er No, Rome had good roads

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Text - Awake @Spacehehehe · 28 Aug You will never change what you tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can we agree on that? 91 27 60 169 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea. · 6d I love flat earthers, because they remind me that even though I'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me 1 27 4 40

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Product - What's stopping you from doing this with your partner Ariam @iambrattyb Common sense

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People - You're the most famous guest we've ever had on. This must be a terrible show then.

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Text - These bumass Canadians don't have cashapp 12:20 AM · 2020-09-12 · Twitter for iPhone 796 Retweets and comments 1,201 Likes 27 - 20h -Universal health care -Anybody at 18yrs of age can vote -Multi party political system -during the pandemic, 2000$/month was given to impacted workers -Weed is legal -and instead of Cashapp we have e- transfer, which is free.

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish 5:41 PM - 3/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11.3K Retweets 95.2K Likes Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel 3h Replying to @goodbeanalt We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 0 3 2717 1,069 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel · 3h After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's Q 29 2796 O 3,120

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Text - boys don't mature. they just graduate from xbox to golf. Girls don't mature. They just graduate from playing with dolls to playing with feelings.

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Text - Replying to @FallGuysGame @FGt• Don't care ♡ 17 Fall Guys It really feels like you do care. @FallGuysGame 1) You're following us 2) You've got noti on 3) You replied Thanks for caring Jæke

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Text - ●00 Spede 4G 4:20 PM 69% < Messages Dad Details I'm divorcing your mom Hi divorcing your mom, I'm son No you aren't, that's why we're having a divorce

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Text - Quora Open in App Sign In What is wrong with vegetarians? Watch More 7 Answers

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Text - Damian Argent, Owned by a wife and five cats. Answered February 9, 2020 · Author has 1.1K answers and 629K answer views Well, Mr or Ms anonymous theres nothing at all wrong with not eating dead animals. At least vegos are strong enough to admit their ways to the world instead of not giving their name and hiding behind a computer screen. That's what a pussy does. A cowardly pussy anyway. I'd be correct to assume you have a problem with them as if you were being positive and supportive like

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Text - My daughter does not want to have children which makes me very disappointed in her. What can I do? August 14 You can get a life. Honestly, if you wanted more kids you should have had them yourself. End of story. I'm proud of your daughter for not living her life for you. Having children is one of the most monumental decisions of someone's life. Three cheers to the adults who opt out, for whatever reason, of having children! Good for them for thinking for themselves! Get a hobby. Adopt a d

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Text - 31/08/20 This game was great, it provided hours of entertainment and had many different game modes (mini games you could play within the game itself). Unfortunately the game is no longer great. Its all advertisements. Every time you load a new level... BAM! Advertisement. Game finishes.. BAM! Advertisment. It takes minutes to get through to a new level. I don't know what happened to EA Games... if they really need the money that bad, they're better off providing oral in back alleys, like

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Text - 1m So I'm a computer science student Are you sure about it? Reply Vote I have done all 5 years of high school studying computer science, I'm in my third year of university studying computer science Are you sure about it? yes 1 Vote You are telling me you have studied computer science for 8 years and still don't know how computers work? Vote +3

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Text - Mate, he is asking like a civil person and you're being an asshole 1 1 J Only because l am not an expert with PS4 controllers doesn't mean that I don't know how to use a computer. Do you have any experience with programming in general?

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Text - If this is your way in thinking you should focus less on obtaining platinum trophies and start going outside or working. Do you know every easter egg in every single game out there? | If not, you don't know how to play. Do you see how stupid you are? Please use you brain before thinking. Thanks 1 Vote Add a comment >>

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Font - Antworten BrotherAlpha • vor 3 Jahren This makes me wish these two products had hideous privacy concerns and they were collecting data on their users. (They probably are.) That way, you can set this up and flood them with useless data all day long. It 747 18

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Text - morgengabe1 • vor 3 Jahren You're a morin. 14 ChipCdM • vor 3 Jahren According to Merriam Webster's Dictionary: morin = a pale yellow crystalline flavono C pigment C15H1007 found in old fustic and osage orange. Or did you mean: moron = a very stupid or boorish person. Given that you wrote and posted "morin," it would seem that you're more likely the moron. 145

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