Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Hilarious Tweets From The World Of Hogwarts


This wonderful Twitter account takes a look at the world of Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses. We can easily forget how much darker the humor in the iconic movies would be with just a few elements changed. In all fairness, Harry Potter did possess an uncanny knack for always using the Expelliarmus spell in circumstances that certainly called for something with a little more pepper in it. 

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:46 PM O 76% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella LADY: Anything from the trolley dears? HARRY: We'll take the lot RON: But the other kids migh- HARRY: It's all going out the FUCKING window 8/29/16, 6:04 AM 335 Retweets 949 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:44 PM @ 77% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS: You're just a normal cat, aren't you? CAT: Meow. 8/8/16, 2:52 AM 2,015 Retweets 3,160 Likes 个コ Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:43 PM O 77% Tweet Lt 30.3K 48.9K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella FILCH: ALBUS: You look like the LAST person I should let work with kids. FILCH: ALBUS: You can be in charge of making sure they're in bed. 8/7/16, 1:11 PM 1,175 Retweets 2,171 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:47 PM @ 75% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Another head-lice outbreak at Hogwarts?! How does this keep happening?! MINERVA: SNAPE: FLITWICK: SORTING HAT: ... I know, right!? 8/31/16, 8:03 AM 535 Retweets 1,099 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:47 PM O 75% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella LUPIN: Well, every month when the moon is full, I spend a night as a wolf. HARRY: Bit like AIDS then, is it? LUPIN: HARRY: In that it sucks 9/9/16, 4:56 AM 121 Retweets 460 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:43 PM O 77% Tweet Lt 30.3K 48.9K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HEALTH & SAFETY: What's in there? FOUNDER: Oh, that's the uh... Chamber of... Safety. BASILISK: Ss... H&S: What's that? FOUNDER: Ssssafety 8/6/16, 2:43 PM 3,689 Retweets 5,816 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:46 PM O 76% Tweet 40.JI Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella LUPIN: I'm a werewolf. ALBUS: Hired. On the spot. SNAPE: Headmaster, please- ALBUS: All we need now is a Frankenstein. 8/25/16, 3:15 PM 374 Retweets 821 Likes Hannicat @ak hannicat : 8/29/16. Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:45 PM O 76% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HAGRID: I GOT A DRAGON EGG AND A CERBERUS AND A MOTORBIKE- ALBUS: Yes, YES, fuck this school up. 8/18/16, 1:09 PM 982 Retweets 1,981 Likes Roisin Kiberd @roisinki... · 8/18/16 Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:44 PM @ 76% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HAGRID: I WAS KICKED OUTTA HOGWARTS ANDI CANT DO MAGIC BUT I GOT A BROLLY AND A BIG SCARY SPIDER ALBUS: You are so fucking hired right now. 8/18/16, 1:04 PM 1,201 Retweets 2,360 Likes Baegar Targarven ·8/18/16 Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:43 PM O 77% Tweet Lt 30.3K 48.9K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HEALTH & SAFETY: I've seen like 20 ghosts. ALBUS: Yeah. I put them in charge of a lot of stuff. H&S: Huh. ALBUS: Not like I can kill 'em. 8/7/16, 10:13 AM 820 Retweets 1,588 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:49 PM @ 75% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: We've had trouble with Defence Against The Dark Arts teachers MAD-EYE: Day one -I teach em all to kill. Boom. Done. ALBUS: H-I-R-E-D 1/16/17, 1:35 PM 228 Retweets 513 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:49 PM @ 75% Tweet Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Did you put your name in the Goblet? HARRY: No! ALBUS: I won't be mad. HARRY: I promis- ALBUS: Frankly, I get off on this crazy shit. 1/16/17, 9:04 AM from Queens, NY 81 Retweets 288 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:47 PM O 75% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: We must protect Harry AT ALL COSTS. SNAPE: His first Triwizard task is to defeat a dragon. ALBUS: Oh shit this'll be siiick. 9/17/16, 9:53 AM 797 Retweets 1,507 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:45 PM O 76% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HARRY: Cedric's dead! You know what that means?! RON: Voldemort's back?! HARRY: CHO CHANG is back... On the market. RON: But- HARRY: Nice. 8/24/16, 8:19 AM 1,054 Retweets 1,968 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:43 PM O 77% Tweet TO Ld 1,995 3,593 Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella SNAPE: You've hired Quirrell, a fraud, a wolf, a Death Eater.. ALBUS: I let the Dementors do the hiring SNAPE: ALBUS: It's called delegation 8/7/16, 10:22 AM 739 Retweets 1,539 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:45 PM O 76% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on, it's Vol- HARRY: IT'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW 8/19/16, 10:10 AM 2,083 Retweets 2,947 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - o00o T-Mobile ? 10:48 PM @ 75% Tweet + Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella 19 YEARS LATER GINNY: Come along kids HARRY: Oh no GINNY: What is it, dear? HARRY: YOU'RE my wife? Where's Cho?! GINNY: HARRY: WHERE IS CHO 1/14/17, 3:31 PM 87 Retweets 327 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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Text - 00000 T-Mobile ? 10:49 PM @ 74% Tweet + 212 27 30.3K 48.9K Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella RON: What do you see in the Mirror of Erised? Your parents? Us defeating Voldemort? HARRY: I've won the award for "Best at Expelliarmus." || 6/27/17, 10:05 AM 29 Retweets 95 Likes Tweet your reply Q

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