Monday, June 8, 2020

Clever Comebacks That Sealed The Deal


Ah, yes, nothing like a clever comeback that just nails it. We'll always have an appreciation for people that spice up the comments section or call out people's senseless posts with witty and brutal comebacks. Check out more clever comebacks that deserve gold medals over here.

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Text - A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again? Ron Rule, CEO @ As Seen On TV Answered Feb 3 A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch and I said “pizza", but I really wanted steak. Why did she bring me pizza? Do you see how stupid that question sounds? That's how your question sounds. 94.1k Views View Upvoters

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Text - D So it begins DoesMyBreathSmel 4h Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views a COMMENT BEST COMMENTS commentsivehadafew · 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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Text - r/AskReddit Posted by u/datusernamechecksout • 2h People who write "Ur" instead of "Your", what do you do with all the time you saved? Discussion 8.0k 1.3k Share Y BEST COMMENTS ▼ Bjarki56 • 2h A 3 3 Awards I respond to these time wasting questions on Reddit. Reply 4.1k

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Text - Shelby Nickey @ShelbyNicke... ·13h Replying to @_cinnamonro11_ A key that unlocks a lot of doors is a good key, a lock that gets open by a lot of locks is a shitty lock. 64 27 23 449 reiders @AmiieLouiisex · 4h A sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good sharpener but a pencil that is sharpened gets smaller each time O 16 27 82 1,954

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Horse - Xbox O @Xbox· 14h Replying to @NXOnNetflix and @witchernetflix Where is the beard? XBOX 29 27 57 598 NXO @NXOnNetflix · 12h N Oh, I must have left it at home WITH THE DAMN BOOKS 25 27 105 1,166 >

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Text - Replying to @Wendys and @McDonalds What it take for a lifetime supply of spicy nuggs 27 22 ) 1,525 Wendy's O @Wendys 1d keep buying spicy nuggs for the rest of your life 34 27 211 10.8K

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Text - Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. No, no... She's got a point.

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Text - 2Thours ago It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love. Like · Comment So who's the lucky guy 2 minutes ago Like

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Text - We buy things we don't need With money wedon't have lo impress people we dan't Like Mecs We vundalize things that aren't ours with quotes we didn't write To impress peo ple ta king shits

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Text - Bianca Perez @ltsBianca4ever People really be grown and still using umbrellas??? vince! @VinchyPT2 You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something?

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Text - S.E @Makingsofabw I remember saying to my mum, I didn't want to study Medicine be- cause I'd be 29 when I finish. She was like "You're going to be 29 anyway, you might aswell be a doctor to0". 5:28 PM · 05 Sep 19 · Twitter for Android 3,078 Retweets 21K Likes

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Text - What should you never say to a British person? it, MSc Planetary Science, University of Colorado Boulder (2013) Answered May 24 · Upvoted by Mike Walker, lives in The United Kingdom (1963-present) and Steffen Taschner, lives in The United Kingdom (2004- present) Iremember sitting in a bar in Boulder, Colorado with some fellow graduate students, one of whom was English (I'm Scottish). One of the American students asked us "don't you think it's weird that it's 2012 and the UK is still a mon

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Product - if you ever feel useless, remember someone made a protective cover for Nokia 3310 Mūrüthi @Ngartia It was to protect the floor

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Text - YouTube Creators @YTCreators 8h Who are your favorite animators on YouTube? 1.9K 13 119 2.6K Holiday Recovery Arlo Follow @ArloStuff Replying to @YTCreators Hard to say, your algorithm destroyed most of them. 2:32 PM - 16 Jan 2019 130 Retweets 1,128 Likes 28 t7 130 1.1K

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Text - iMessage So what do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens. What?! Aliens don't exist Have you ever seen one? No... You're fucking welcome. Delivered

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses it's only an unpaid internship if you don't steal enough office supplies skinnyismyhome Stealing is wrong biggest-gaudiest-patronuses You mean unpaid internships? I agree

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Text - Red Rooster ... red roster Yesterday at 5:10 pm • Watch this space... SOMETHING BIG IS COMING STAY TUNED Is it good customer service 45 9h Like Reply View 3 more replies

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Text - 00000 Verizon 4G 5:53 PM 58% Messages Kylie Details Words can't describe how ugly you are Words can't describe how beautiful you are Aww thx But numbers can 3/10 DESTRUCTION 100

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Text - Tweet Ivan Martinez O @imartinezp_ Stop saying "I wish" start saying "I will" AUSTIN @avstino I will I wasn't broke <> レ

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