Monday, April 13, 2020

Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct


Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.

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Pen - This pen is amazing. It writes UNDERWATER. It writes other words too.

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Text - H Kay • 2 months ago (edited) Why I don't vaccinate my kids: My doctor does 925 יס 68

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Poster - Social Distancing Interval Test If tip turns red, politely inform them that they are standing too close. FIGURE 82.-Long thrust.

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Text - thyrell a necromancer is just a really late healer thyrell "you're too late, doc, he's...he's already dead.." *cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

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Text - r/AskReddit A u/madvillain47 · 29m What movies have not aged well? Discussion Vote 1 Share BEST COMMENTS - Wizskinz527· 28m 2012, that was 8 years ago Reply 1 +1

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Text - Willanator 3 hours ago Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes 4.8K 228 ...

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Toy - Don't forget to wash your hands Haris

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Text - That St Hwy 7 The Other St Zeeshan Hussein Visram Uber guy: where do you live exactly? Me: that street Uber: which street Me: that street near this street Uber: wait what which street where? is there any other street near you? Me: yes exactly near the other street *call ended Me: well that was rude e Ln CR This St

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Text - Spaceship design When building a spaceship, the tiniest details are crucial. For example, this spaceship may be flawed because it has a giant hole in the side.

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Map

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Military camouflage - These guys need to figure out if they want to be seen or not

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Leaf - I dont know how, but yon used the Wrang formala und 3 5S Aot the coert answer

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Text - Pastor Greg Locke O @past. · Mar 28 Well, what a novel idea. Good grief that's what the Bible has taught all along. Jesus is THE ONLY WAY to Heaven and you will NEVER need a middle-man. #NoHopelnThePope OpinionOpossum @OscarOpossum Replying to @pastorlocke Isn't... Jesus a middle man by definition. 8:38 AM Mar 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The Neverending Story / Running time 1h 47m THE NEVERENDING STORY LIAR!

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Furniture - The Daily Loud @DailyLoud 21 Savage says he's sitting on two albums of unreleased music Big Papa Prime @Primetimelcoe Imma be honest that looks like a chair

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Photograph - Jiri @gmail.com> to me James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hi James, I like the picture of my wife and I, but can you get rid of the other guy in the white hat please? Love your work!! Sure. NAFE

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Text - My concerned friend: Food won't fill that void in your heart. Me, a person of science:

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Text - shittycryptids A knife block that screams when you put knives in it. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses hmsdivinity g shittycryptids a human

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Text - Today 1:10 PM Hey dad, I got the job! What Holy cow that's outta this world Never mind

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Vehicle - This Unit.Will Be Out Of Service Until WE FIX IT BETTER BART. BETTER BAY AREA.

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Leaf - Moth Day 20

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Text - On the But on the outside I inside l'm may look cool and a fun guy a skeleton

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Pyramid - They say it's a mystery how the pyramids were built, but I reckon they just started at the bottom and worked their way up. Let's face it, this looks a lot more difficult.

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Text - A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall MemeCenter.com

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Jamster02 1h A ton of whales isn't even a full whale Mindblowing

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