Monday, April 13, 2020

Punny Dad Jokes That Outdaded Themselves


We love dad jokes. And oh boy, do we love puns. They're hilariously simple and playful. They point out the obvious in an usual way, and most of us can easily understand them. Sometimes they're so silly and dumbed down that we almost want to facepalm. If you're on the fence about a facepalm, these should push you over the edge.

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Text - r/dadjokes u/Keegan-Gin • 14h + JOIN What's blue and doesn't weigh very much? Wholesome Light Blue 7.0k 108 1 Share Award

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/netflix_dweller • 22h 1 3 1 I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. Wholesome The odds were against me.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/porichoygupto • 23d I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins. Wholesome It was hard to differentiate between them.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/Ew0k5ANOnomi5 • 24d Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane? Wholesome A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/FinalCaveat • 22d 1 S 2 I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. Wholesome This is as close as I could get.

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Text - r/dadjokes u/dragoon2745• 17d + JOIN If I had a nickel every time I was confused Wholesome l'd be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/depressedavacado • 26d 1 S 2 What do you call a dinosaur that explodes? Wholesome Well I don't know but the Dinomite I guess

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/Lunarsee • 28d I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell. Wholesome Looking at it now, I see why.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/InfyPlayz • 16d What is the least spoken language in the world? Wholesome Sign language

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Text - r/dadjokes u/porichoygupto • 6d + JOIN "Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?" Wholesome Cop: it's a ..moving violation.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/niloc12 • 11d I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer.. Wholesome Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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Text - r/dadjokes + JOIN u/PoeJascoe • 19d 1 3 1 A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46 Wholesome The dog says, "but I rounded them up."

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