I'm all for adaptive experiences for people with disabilities… but when your only disability is that you're an absolute moron, it's kind of hard to accommodate you. There's no shortage of entitled idiots in this world who are eager to blame everything, no—anything else for their problems. Unfortunately, we're stuck on this planet with them, and all we can do is bury our faces in our hands and sigh.
Enter: this guy. The guy who didn't know that he'd need to know how to swim to partake in a snorkeling tour. The most hilarious part of this entire thing is that he specifically addresses the fact that he was annoyed the guide wouldn't "aid" him—what did he think the guide would do? Operate his arms and legs for him? Possess his body and operate him like a puppet, like some sort of swim-lesson demon? Sorry buddy, the "possession" package costs extra—you should have read the fine print. Plus, you must allow enough time at the end of the tour for the end-of-session exorcism.
Readers were astounded when screenshots of the review were posted to a popular online community and were delighted to find that the owner had left a scathing response to the reviewer where the review was originally posted.
Keep reading to see the review, the operator's response, and the reactions it generated. For more, check out this Karen, who couldn't spell and left a 1-star review for some birthday balloons.
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