Social media fitness celebrity, Brian Johnson, aka the Liver King, has finally been proven to be a fraud! All it took was years of eating raw animal organs, malnourishing his family for online clout, and $11,000 worth of metabolic steroids every month. Ouch. For a fitness influencer that is obsessed with living a "natural" lifestyle, like the Liver King, this was a devastating blow for his body building followers. However, if you look at his sinuously enormous physique and the crazed look in his eye, we really should have known he was roiding out all along. Besides, what's natural about eating raw livers, animal-part protein shakes, and bovine baIIs? There's nothing natural about that… Who knew that someone who ate bull testicIes on the daily would turn out to be such a nut job.
His primal following of Wholefoods hunter-gatherer men are mourning the fall of their ancestral guru, wondering why they keep sucking the marrow out of animal bones to get swoll when they could have just spent tens-of-thousands of dollars on steroids.
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