Boss Tells Tech Support That They Need to Increase Sales "No Exceptions", So They Sell Everything Possible to Boss' Dad

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."

― William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

It's not every day that you get a chance like this thrust upon you. A chance for everything that you have been experiencing to line up perfectly and rhyme with poetic justice. 

Well, u/dodimelodi got exactly that chance when their boss told them that they needed to increase their sales with "No Exceptions". 

u/dodimelodi was working for an internet service provider as tech support when, one day, their boss came in and bizarrely told them that they needed to get their sales figures up. Since u/dodimelodi wasn't even in sales they were beyond confused by this request but when the boss then asked them to help the boss' dad with some tech setup u/dodimelodi saw their chance.