Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Guilty Husband Confesses to Swapping His Oblivious Wife’s Cat For A Better-Behaved Doppelgänger


I am absolutely gob smacked. This has to be, simultaneously, one of the best and worst things that I have ever read on the internet.

This is bound to go into the story hall-of-fame along with the "SR-71 Speed Check Story" and countless others. Some of which I don't dare name. (A certain box comes to mind.)

The very thought that you could pull off a stunt like this is mind-boggling at first. But, as you start to unpack it, it begins to make a bit more sense. As long as the cats looked similar enough and acted similar enough you wouldn't question it. Or would you? Usually cats are better at bringing people together but, in this instance, they might be about to tear a relationship asunder.

While I'm impressed at this, as writer for Cheezburger and (therefore) a cat lover, I'm also horrified.

Would you know if your pet had been swapped out for a virtually identical doppelgänger?

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