Tuesday, October 13, 2020

Family Thinks They've Lost Their Cat, Cat Shows Them Otherwise


What a rollercoaster of emotions. This is really the best case scenario for anyone who has ever lost a pet. You think that everything is doomed, and then that cat ends up crashing the whole show, with no idea why everyone is so stressed out. 

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad I've got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night. When your mom drove the neighborhood just now, she found her in the street near the house. Your mom is pretty emotional so please reach out when you can and offer your support. Oh no. So sorry to hear this Sister Man. Just got off the phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about it. Give her our love in person when you get

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Yesterday 5:38 PM Dad Well your not going to believe this. After a beautiful burial service and words of remembrance from yours truly. We walked back in the house to begin our post-Kitty life. Out of habit I looked out the back window and guess who was staring back at me? You guessed it. We buried someone else's cat. I guess it's true-cats do have nine lives. Thanks for your kind words. All is better now. Sister is t

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Cat - 00000 Verizon ? 9:06 AM 78% ( Messages Group MMS Details To: Sister, Dad Would you like a photo? Sister YES What the actual fuck Sister Text Message Send

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Text - 00000 Verizon ? 12:35 PM 73% ( Messages Mom Details Today 12:34 PM Oh, and BTW, I dug up the carcass and took it to our vet and it didn't have a chip in it. Because it's a rabbit. DO NOT tell the world about this. iMessage Q W ERTY U IO P A S DF G H J K L Z X C VBNM 123 space return

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