Sunday, June 21, 2020

Hilariously Precise Rare Insults


The perfect rare insult is an art form. People online are always ready to spice up the comments section with their hefty vocabularies and hilarious comparisons. Some of these aren't mean as much as they are on point. Like that bit about Elon Musk looking like the villain, but is actually the good guy, was right on the mark. It's just that expression. 

Check out more brutal insults that roasted their recipients to oblivion, over here.

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Face - FANDANGO E MOVIECLIPS Comments 7.4K Akirex 5000 • 2 weeks ago This movie was so bad that Aang has a permanent downvote symbol on his head It 2.3K 目21

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Text - r/godtiersuperpowers Posted by u/whenyoucantfindaname • 8m U get a girlfriend Vote 1 Share Award * BEST COMMENTS aaro_k • 5m If you can't put the effort into writing "you" it's no wonder you'd need superpowers to get a girlfriend - Reply

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Hair - alex @alexgannOn name someone more talented... that's right. you can't! DANK frank lotion @GucciClout squidward playing the clarinet

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Text - Replies 4 months ago His kids are going to say their first words before he does 17K E 191 ...

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Text - LJ Comments 3K Taylor Riley • 1 month ago Imagine getting rick rolled when ever you look in the mirror 1.9K 目39 39 replies

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Text - The Eye Odin Lost • 2 months ago The blonde girl was so basic that if you'd drop her in acid, it'd simply balance the PH. 37K 331 VIEW 331 REPLIES

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Text - audiomack TOOAY Eminem KILLSHOT Ased on Sep 1an, 2018 by THIS WEEK THIS MONT ALL TIM Eminem Folowers ade Tetal Payn Featured Music Medasin Irene Eminem 144> H LOT Comments 5.3K Martin Castro • 1 year ago Your mustache looks like the pizza hut logo 11K 目 77 77 REPLIES

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Text - Alright l'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sponsoredbyjeez Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes

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Text - TRANSCENDENCE Wetdookie • 3 years ago Morgan freeman has been old my whole life 2.4K 38 38 replies

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People - Comments 42K Shovellord Reviews • 4 months ago Why the guy who was annoying him look like homeless willy wonka It 5.7K 4! 目 37 ...

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Muscle - Comments 857 FBI • 1 year ago I swear if he was fatter he'd be wreck it Ralph 2K 目23 VIEW 23 REPLIES

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Glasses - DRE DR Replies Dwa Pak • 4 years ago bruh no offence but that haircut is the reason hats were invented 3.7K 15

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Text - Fiona M O @NanalOl · 5h Replying to @pokimanelol just say "no offence" before saying something offensive , works every time 8 272 135 Boris Yellnikoff @Palantrea · 4h No offense but I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a smarter statement. ♡ 12

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Games - ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE I DOWNLOADED A GHOST THE CAT THAT CAME BACK ELLEN PAGE GHOSTCAT ACADEMY ARD NOM D ACTRESS FLEN PGE SHINES IN THIs STORY OF MIACLES AND FRENDSH srmxy Ellen Page's early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag.

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Food - r/CrappyDesign Posted by u/ioshuachoi69420 • 2h • i.redd.it 1 Award The amount of water that this cup can fill is as little as Batman's time with his parents

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Performance - CATELILLY SINGH Ase Mui • 3 hours ago (edited) Lilly is sooo unfunny that I wanna make a religion based on her and then become an atheist just so she stops existing to me 429 目 23 VIEW 23 REPLIES

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Joker - Damugel MNIGHTS EDGE F • 18 hours ago F Leto's Joker looks like Voldemort starting a Hip Hop career. 42

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Photo caption - Big Nate • 6 days ago Elon Musk looks like a person that you suspect is the bad guy, but ends up not being the bad guy. It 622 目5

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Tiger - Comments 755K 24 2 2 replies KulDeSac • 3 days ago imagine raising your child for 18 years only for him to become a skittle 45 目2 2 replies Darn Spahs • 3 days ago He's the kind of guy that would sell his car for gas money 11

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