Well, it's come to this a the world's first Smart Condom.
Now before you go slapping thing on your little dickie, you should know that this isn't really a condom, so much as a FitBit for your wiener. It is a ring that slides over your condom and tracks your thrust velocity, calories, burned, the amount of times you had sex, your girth, and can even detect chlamydia and syphilis — perhaps the only two useful things it does. This does not, I repeat does not, act as an actual birth control measure. It's just gamifies your sex life.
Amazing. http://pic.twitter.com/xBmUU6z223
— k. (@OhKayByeeee) March 2, 2017
People are on the fence about this thing, but they definitely like making fun of it.
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