The safe word is: Data cap.
But you won’t be able to hear it because, ugh, Verizon is acting weird.
During the Super Bowl last night, T-Mobile unveiled their new Fifty Shades of Grey-themed commercial, which puts Verizon customer in the middle of a BDSM romance between her and her carrier. Kristen Schall's Verizon bill is so confusing that it causes her pain and sexual pleasure. Very sexy.
Verizon slammed back at T-Mobile on Twitter, tying them to the post, putting a ball gag in their mouth, and calmly stating that they have better speeds and coverage. Next thing you know, the two cell phone companies were at war, as T-Mobile’s mad CEO whipped Verizon back.
Check out the whole exchange between Verizon’s mysterious social media manager and a multi-millionaire. Who’s the sub and who’s the dom here?
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