Saturday, June 13, 2020

Bridezilla Crafts Insane List Of Rules For Bachelorette Party


Yes, people like this actually exist. Suffice to say, we don't think anyone would want to find themselves at this bachelorette "party" if they were hoping to have a good time. 

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Text - Emma is getting married in June. Emma's bachelorette party is at the beginning of May in Las Vegas. We'll be there a total of 6 days. There's 17 people going (all 6 of her bridesmaids, and the rest are other close friends). Taylor wasn't originally invited to the wedding. We were all pleasant with each other in college, but never really friends. Taylor contacted Emma in January and asked why she hadn't received her invitation. When Emma explained she wasn't invited, Taylor lost it and sta

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Text - About a month ago, Taylor threw another fit because she wasn't invited to the bachelorette party. There was a big debate in our group chat, and we ultimately decided what the hell, what's the worst that could happen? And gave her the details and invited her. Well, Taylor has emailed all of us this list of rules for Vegas. Please enjoy this ridiculousness. My fav is definitely the second half of #6: asking one of the girls who has ADHD to not bring her "methamphetamines" (aka her prescribe

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Text - Vegas Rules Today at 12:14 AM Hi All, I'm really excited for our upcoming trip to Vegas. I think it'll be such a good time and we'll all finally get to bond.

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Text - I know Vegas is known as "sin city," but despite this, I still have to uphold the moral code our Father inscribed in my heart. Due to this, I have some ground rules that l'd like everyone to follow. These will not only help me remain aligned with the Church, but also keep us all out of trouble. 1. Sunday, the 12th, I have found an appropriate church and contacted the Pastor there explaining that we're from out of town, but we'd still like to attend services. Sunday @ 7:15 am, we'll be Ube

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Text - it'll be a nice way to cleanse us of our sins from that week. 2. In the hotel room, no hard liquor. I don't want people getting inebriated and falling from the balcony. Also, as this is my first time being "of age" and in an environment with prevalent drinking, I don't want to be tempted by these foul drinks. I'm not sure how l'll react to "rum" or "tequila" or

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Text - "vodka" and Il'd like to test these in more controlled environments. Please stick to light beers and red wines. 3. There will be no sex taking place in our hotel rooms/anywhere in the suite. As none of us have committed ourselves to husbands yet, there's no need to have premarital sex. 4. Please don't invite random men back to the suite. I do not see a need for them to be there or know where we are staying. I don't want to be robbed! 5. Please venmo me $50 each as I will be buying groceri

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Text - thing we need is to be famished in that desert heat! 6. Absolutely under no circumstances - no drugs. Half of you currently work in positions that require you to have security clearances and I do not want you to be tempted by these substances. Drugs bring nothing but problems. at home. I understand you have a medical pplease leave your adderall

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Text - condition, but as we will not be studying, there's no need for you to take your methamphetamines. I think that is all for now, but I am sure more will come up as time draws closer. Can't wait to see you all! Respectfully and with courteous passion,

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